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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZWABAG

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 No.2541[Reply]

Citizens of the civilized soysphere, on this day we mark a transition. For a year, the Zarty stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Frootists, frogs, pedos and many others. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Wifufags, and some within our own Jannyteam, had conspired to create the shadow of Coomerism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Zarty into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Wifufags hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Zarty by doxing the head of government and usurping control of the 'lig army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal Nordig SS gigachad 'lig troopers contained the insurrection within the Schöppenboer Sister Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.

The remaining Wifufags will be hunted down and defeated!
The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed… but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger! And the Wifu rebellion has been foiled.

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Zarty will be reorganized into the FIRST EFFORT POSTING EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!


TL;DR I have rebought the rights to the domain and have upgraded the servers a bit. The changes mentioned in >>2447 will be implemented steadily.

Trust the plan, patriQtZ
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 No.2552

unlock /test/

 No.2553

>>2552
it's unlocked now

 No.2554

>>2553
Thanks

 No.2566

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the website feels really fast now, thank you zooty zoot

 No.2599

i use to be neutral about Mymy abuse, but now i support it simply because it gets under the skin of wifufags



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 No.2583[Reply]

Delete the original thread when you move threads. The site isn't fast enough to slide the moved threads so what happens instead is me having to see 2 of the same garbage threads.
>but the move needs to be visible like the farty
Kill yourself. Incompetent to a degree that shouldn't be reachable. Fucking morons.
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 No.2586

>>2585
Well fucking get to it then

 No.2588

My bait thread deserves to be duplicated because it's more important than your midwit opinion

 No.2589

>>2588
The bait was mid albeit

 No.2590

>The site isn't fast enough to slide the moved threads
newGOD…

 No.2591

>>2590
It's not fast enough to slide them outta my fucking face, I know the pages are infinite



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 No.2445[Reply]

Hello my zartygennosen.
I have updated the rules a bit since they're kind of outdated, please take your time to read them.
Also use this thread to suggest new rules (and other things like boards and banners).
God bless!

 No.2446

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Literally 1984

 No.2536

frogs are still banned doe

 No.2584

Admins can truly NEVER be funny



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 No.2578[Reply]

Zoot add /mlem/ please and thank you

 No.2582

Kys xitter pedo



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 No.2569[Reply]

Hello, my mother is White and my Dad is Indonesian.

 No.2570

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>Hello, my mother is White and my Dad is Indonesian.

 No.2571

>>2570
thanks



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 No.2556[Reply]

Can you block Chud1488 in ZelligWiki for redacting Mymy and Coco articles with "my wife is X" context? >>>/zellig/37603. Because chud self insert and Mymy (or any zellig characters whatever) is vantablack brimstone.
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 No.2559

>>2558
Do you want to see autistic obsession posting like >>>/zellig/37620 too? It's forced and not funny.

 No.2560

We'll consider it, it's not really against the rules but we understand your frustration.
In the meantime you can revert his edits.
If he gets blocked don't count on it lasting anymore than 5 days.

 No.2561

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There's also someone shitting up every single page with a shitty unfunny greentext, you know who you are. Literal reddit tier humour, get better material

 No.2562

>>2561
Even doe shipping to 'zellig characters is worse than that
>b-but its da zarty kulture of zoiets!

 No.2564

waifufagging shouldn’t be allowed on character pages. it’s nothing more than attention seeking.



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 No.2447[Reply]

Hellow everyone!

I am here to announce that i have made a decision. I shall not sell the site to anybody else, as I feel that this would be for the worse (if we are to learn from sharty or website history in general). I will continue to be the head admin (or atleast the guy who pays for the servers).

However, due to the fact that ongezellig and its demoghraphic has changed, i don't see a future for the site if we continue to be the "sharty zellig site". For this, i shall rebrand the site to be focused more on general OC creation, such as art, music, programming ect. Worry not, the site shall keep its identity as the zarty and it shall not forget it's origin, culture and history.

The boards shall be orginised like this:
/q/ shall stay
/zellig/ and /qa/ shall be merged and /zellig shall become the main general board
/brabant/ shall stay
/co/ shall be removed, as its was a failed experiment and the topics in there could easilly be disscused in /zellig/
/raid/'s fait is unknown for now
new OC boards shall be added - /art/, /music/, /writting/, /coding/

if you have better names for boards or have new board ideas in generl, let me know.
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 No.2535

>>2531
I support the reformed plans for the Zarty, I think it can do good.

 No.2537

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>>2531
>This role shall be restricted to /oc/ and will be given by approved personnel, who can provide a "portfolio".
literally https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reich_Chamber_of_Culture
>Every artist had to apply for membership on presentation of an Aryan certificate. A rejected inscription de facto resulted in an occupational ban.

 No.2538

>>2534
This looks like a good plan honestly o algo

 No.2539

>>2447
Valiant effort but I fear it may have been insufficiently thought through. The site was made to harbor soyteens that liked zellig, and it's identity was as such, not as an ongezellig website, but a website for a certain, specific demographic with an established history. It was made to grow with people discovering the show or discovering the soysphere, this isn't a reliable or big source of newcomers but it's what we had, if we try to make the site general purpose or more broad it won't fundamentally change anything about it. We won't be tapping into a new demographic, or expending our current appeal, or gaining publicity or anything. It's for the most part going to be a cosmetic change with no effect on the userbase's demographics. At least that's my rationale. I think our fate is mostly sealed with little potential for a change in course, another niche altchan with a dwindling demographic of oldfags with no appeal to outsiders (imagine being some cluelessfag and seeing a weird 4chan where evryone is obsessed with some orange cartoon girl, would you join it for "making OC"?).
But don't take this as a disagreement on my part with your decision or your diagnosis, I mostly don't, I'm just not hopeful. It is what it is.
>>2537
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT REPLACE /q/ WITH /rcc/ - reich chamber of culture
or add a culture board with that name, just please let us have it

 No.2540

>>2539
Interesting take on the situation and i do agree that for now the demographic will stay the same, but i think that we still have a chance of growing (in a healthy manner) and shift a bit the purpose of this site.
>imagine being some cluelessfag and seeing a weird 4chan where evryone is obsessed with some orange cartoon girl, would you join it for "making OC"?
I find this funny. Isnt 4chan sort of the same thing? It started out as some place to sperg out about anime and slowly it grew to be a giant, who is known for creating a lot of internet memes afaik.
Again, i also account for the possibility this site dying, but i just wish to have a go at this idea.

>>2537 >>2539
lol



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 No.2521[Reply]

Can the mods lock >>>/zellig/30718 or at least move it off of /zellig/
-The original purpose of the thread (yosack art) has been fulfilled and no new art will be posted with him having left the Zarty.
-The thread has derailed into pointless nigger drama, and as >>1362 says, we should keep cord drama away from /zellig/
-All has been said that could be said, there is nothing left that could contribute to the "discussion. "
-Caring about yosack's well-being, he needs to leave the site and locking this thread will help him do that.
-I don't want this thread to become the most replied to thread in /zellig/ (it's getting close), not a good look to have an obsessed drama thread as top thread on an image board that will be about OC creation.
This is my case.
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 No.2525

Discord thread delete it NOW

 No.2526

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KILL HIM NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 No.2527

Done, moved to >>>/chive/1020
Thanks for making a thread on this, remember we will always listen to our community.

 No.2528

can we also IP range ban him as well (or something)

 No.2529

>>2527 please enact ttd and tnd on the zarty



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 No.2491[Reply]

add /fruit/


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 No.2416[Reply]

This is MakeZellig, the creator of the Maya and Coco simulators. Making pretty good progress on my newest project!
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 No.2418

>>2416
That shit is wild. Keep up the good work, братан!

 No.2419

In SCRATCH???

I need to thank you for making high effort gemerald after high effort gemerald

 No.2420

I KNVVL…. very gemmy

 No.2421

>>2420
>I KNUUL

 No.2490

erm update?



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 No.2443[Reply]

If this site goes down in September, will a full archive of the zarty be released somewhere (like https://archive.org/details/soyzellig.party)?

 No.2444

mymy getting freaky with that arm



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 No.2428[Reply]

add /griddy/

 No.2437

<Add gridd-ACK!

 No.2438

>>2437
Arrow in the wrong direction award

 No.2439

>>2437
arrow not colored award



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 No.2425[Reply]

we need /snow/
/snow/ - Snowman

 No.2426

literal what

 No.2427

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kill yourself obsessed snowman



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 No.2410[Reply]

title says it, when i load /v/ it just shows a grey square

 No.2411

it takes a while to load the sheer bloodshed that your computer can barely comprehend

 No.2412

>>2411
computers don't comprehend things, they're cold and thoughtless

 No.2413

>>2412
just like people

 No.2414

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 No.2415

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SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA SISA



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 No.2165[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT ADD /agugu/

 No.2167

don't do this

 No.2168

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DO THIS

 No.2169

>>2167
tsmt

 No.2409

zoot



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 No.2396[Reply]

It hasn't been a day and I'm already sick of it. Delete this brimstone thread please >>>/zellig/33967, save the zarty!

 No.2397

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Tsmt. Whose fucking idea was it to let it continue after the blatant vore (NSFW).

>Oh but it's the coal thread, you're supposed to send coal


I am going now to open "Yuri thread general" and somehow be able to post 'zellig smut? No. Why is that thread any different? Why is it still up? Or at least cave the actual porn.

 No.2398

Went too far definitely, sorry about that guys.

 No.2405

trans rights



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 No.2302[Reply]

Zaryans, my fellow workers my fellow countrymen, I’m sure most of you have seen the thread on /zellig/ by now.
So, what happened, and what will happen?
A bit of background history first doe. September 2023, Zoot, with the help of the first 3 mods, created the IB we all cherish to this day. The domain is hosted by a company called godaddy, zoot entered a contract with them on the 26th of September determining that the site would be in his hands for 1 full year. Zoot had no experience coding, he had no experience with IBs, but he pushed through and we all live to tell the tale.
But as we all know, all good things come to an end, in timely perspectives, faster than others. When Massa cancelled Ongezellig, it went nothing but downhill for Führer Zoot. Slowly, he’d be on less and less, he told me that he was living life; staying away from social media when he could. Eventually, 1 day inactivity grew to 2, then to 3, then to 4, then to 5 and periods happened where you’d pray he wasn’t mauled by a bear in the Bulgarian mountains.
I thought to myself: “when summer rolls around he’ll be back!”. Yet that possibility seems less and less likely by each day, hence why I make this thread.
He gave admin to his most active and experienced moderator, and we hear from him not as often as you’d expect from an IB owner.
We’re now soon done with July, September is approaching, and as much as I want you all to stay blissfully ignorant I want you all to be prepared for the unlikely, yet possible, scenario where the site never goes up again.
Zoot is a good man, I’ve known him for almost a year now and he’s one of the best leaders you could ask for.
I don’t like speaking for Zoot, after all he isn’t dead yet, when he comes back I will tell him to talk to all of you and your questions specifically in this thread.
All the selling shit will be done through Zoot himself, I really can’t give reliable answers on the possible sale of the domain. I’m considering purchasing it myself so you will all be in safe hands, but I’m to give this thought some more consideration.
Thanks for reading and listening, ask your questions for Zoot and/or me in this thread and God bless all of you.
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 No.2326

>>2325
>>2324
>>2323
if zoot or anyone else from the moderation acknkwledges this discord tranny in any way that is not calling him a faggot they should kill themselves. we should do our best to stay away as much as possible from the cringefest that is soyshitty.discordy

 No.2343

>zelligjews are shutting down because trumpflare BTFO them
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK RIBBIT RALLY WON

Baited no one award from your -1 PPH site

 No.2344

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>>2326
>Xe doesn't know

 No.2394

>>2343
KEEEEEEEEEEK ZELLIGCACAS CAN'T REDTEXT IN THE MAGAMERICAN COLOR!!!! RIBBIT RALLY WINS AGAIN

 No.2395

>>2394
Baited me award, but your site is used only by tumbleweed



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 No.2291[Reply]

zoot what are you going to do when one of the 4 mods you allowed to see IP's and posting histories inevitably go rogue and leak everyone's IP and 150+ pages worth of posting histories from those IP ranges

 No.2292

OP is mymyabuser

 No.2293

>>2291
bruuhhh ong this site from ohio

 No.2351

>>2292
marge



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 No.532[Reply]

> I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
Remove this plz

 No.533

DONE!

 No.534

>>533
zoot you nigger

 No.535

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>>533
Zooty…

 No.2346

>>2345
Marge



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 No.2331[Reply]

Goudeavond my zartyGODS,

Right now I am playing fortnite save the world to get some goodboy points for the battlepass and I wanted to listen to some politics, to my dismay the internet is generally very left-wing biased, demonizing anything slighty to the right of the spectrum.

Call me a fed, glowie or whatever, but I want to ask you about websites/forums/alternatives where I can get some quality neutral opinions on politics or right-wing biased politics, doesn't matter if europe or america.

Thank you for reading,

ZWABAG
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 No.2336

>>2332
I miss the old 8chan.

 No.2339

>>2332

Thanks man, I'll go check out 8chan.
Twitter is just full of goonerslop.
Yeah yeah "free speech" in europe yeah yeah, sure, free speech as long as you agree with the leftie retard government IM SO MAD, IM SO MAAAD

 No.2340

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PVV on top

 No.2341

>>2339
You can't. The old 8chan is dead and there is nothing to take its place that I'm aware of.

 No.2342

sad stuff



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 No.2334[Reply]

Add /coco/ board for racebaiting.

 No.2337

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add /coco/ for TND

 No.2338

>>2337 tsmt



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 No.4[Reply]

Rename /q/ to "The Zarty" like it was on the sharty before it was changed a few months ago

 No.5

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TSMT

 No.19

>>4
This

 No.2301

Up



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 No.2298[Reply]

$config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/expand.js';

 No.2299

i dont trust this smug frog and funny rabbit what does this do

 No.2300

>>2299
That will allow for expanding threads without entering them. Quite good idea, so it stays here despite the frog.



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 No.2294[Reply]

Hello Everyone, I'm one of pixel art/template makers of Pixelplanet, I de-converted the art you guys made
Sorry if I send it to the wrong channel

 No.2295

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This is better and looks like a actual art, choose one of them folks

 No.2296

>>2295
Why's she so darky than the previous one

 No.2297

>>2296
That's xher actual colors?



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 No.2223[Reply]

Remind me why I can't post mp4's here
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 No.2225

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love you Zooty Zoot

 No.2226

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It all is because of Zoot whos poor bulg-aryan for this reason thF all money of his country got donated to Zelensky to bomb drombass children

 No.2227

You WILL convert every file to .WebM and you WILL be happy

 No.2260

Because i am using shared hosting. Godaddy are retards and can't add ffmpeg, since it "will lag all of the shared servers". If i could, i would have gotten a VPS instead

 No.2271

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>>2226
>bulgarian



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 No.2268[Reply]

<holy shits myself
This might be the worst splinter site to exist.

 No.2269

Frootpedos are working overtime I see.

 No.2270

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zoot 4d chess



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 No.2259[Reply]

Why does the the Favicon have a swastika flag?
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 No.2263

zoot actually checks the site?

 No.2264

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 No.2265

>>2263
Not as much as i used to, but i do sometimes.

 No.2266

>>2265
>Zoot is no longer admin and has been demoted to a trip

 No.2267

>>2266
>the zoyim know, shut it down



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 No.2253[Reply]

Not Found

The requested URL was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.


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 No.2244[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS LOADING TOO SLOWLY ON THE ORIENT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2245

couldn't draw legs award

 No.2252

>>2245
i think the legs look fine, maybe the calves are a bit short



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 No.2194[Reply]

ZOOOOOT /ban/ all DUL /qa/ffers who spread belgian propaganda of zoiets

 No.2240

>>2194
lviv typed this

 No.2241

marge?



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