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Mayerald
Good morning Zaryans. I've been particularly miserable lately because there's a lot of things happening in my life right now, and I'm not sure it's going to get better for a while. Picrel cheered me up so I thought I'd share.
R: 26 / I: 9
tldr; blogposter talks about snca and asks for life advice
looking for advice
hey, so to keep it relatively short, i recently just quit college during my second year, and doing so has made me extremely depressed; i'm also unemployed at the moment, which doesn't help, and i'm not entirely sure what to do, as i haven't long just turned eighteen (no ID). any help on what to do in my situation would be greatly appreciated.tldr; blogposter talks about snca and asks for life advice
R: 2 / I: 0
Squatter Man
Squatter Man on the Zarty
R: 2 / I: 1
>find a thread a few minutes ago
>miku.png
>"Why do trannies love her?"
>post a reply
>"Because she's not a real woman, just like them"
>Error: You are banned
4cuck xisters…
>find a thread a few minutes ago
>miku.png
>"Why do trannies love her?"
>post a reply
>"Because she's not a real woman, just like them"
>Error: You are banned
4cuck xisters…
R: 9 / I: 1
I bet on this stupid fucking horse a while back and lost so much fucking money. Why do people like this nigger horse? I'm glad she's dead; only trannies like losers. This is why Sakura Bakushin-O is the best. At least he could win.
I bet on this stupid fucking horse a while back and lost so much fucking money. Why do people like this nigger horse? I'm glad she's dead; only trannies like losers. This is why Sakura Bakushin-O is the best. At least he could win.
R: 7 / I: 3
Salutations
Salutations
R: 5 / I: 3
what if this site was ran by pedophiles
what if this site was ran by pedophiles
R: 0 / I: 0
marge
marge
R: 4 / I: 0
What sort of vidya has the Zarty been on lately? I've been playing Nine Sols and I think it's really good so far.
What sort of vidya has the Zarty been on lately? I've been playing Nine Sols and I think it's really good so far.
R: 4 / I: 0
hello. I am currently making a soyjak related website. It will be about soyjaks, sites related to them, and a list of them. I am considering linking this site in the link directory.
If you are wondering, the link to the site is [IP DECIMATOR], ask me things.
hello. I am currently making a soyjak related website. It will be about soyjaks, sites related to them, and a list of them. I am considering linking this site in the link directory.
If you are wondering, the link to the site is [IP DECIMATOR], ask me things.
R: 9 / I: 0
doodling on lecture
doodling on lecture
R: 238 / I: 74
>inb4 niggers come or some1 posts a 6 hour long 'tube tutorial
please help
so um.. can someone teach me how to use blender? i'd go to sharty but uh i'm shadow banned, i need to know how to use itttttt pleasee i wanna do shit in it but i literally can't even move muh camera o algo can some blenderGOD teach me? please i NEED to know i'm tired of doing shit in le 'blox studio it's fucking shit i need help NOAW>inb4 niggers come or some1 posts a 6 hour long 'tube tutorial
R: 8 / I: 3
stille willem party
what if we make a soywillem.party so massa comes back to making ongezellig
R: 13 / I: 3
YOU VILL STEAL IT
>inb4 someone says gets are shit nococo cares fan about
https://files.catbox.moe/gvldde.txt
Here's the GET stealer script you can inject via violent/tampermonkey (ADJUST IT PROPERLY)
WE and (YOU) VILL STEAL /QA/ GET
/qa/ on sherdee is near 800000YOU VILL STEAL IT
>inb4 someone says gets are shit nococo cares fan about
https://files.catbox.moe/gvldde.txt
Here's the GET stealer script you can inject via violent/tampermonkey (ADJUST IT PROPERLY)
R: 19 / I: 3
how it feels to browse sharty
how it feels to browse sharty
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Does anyone have an artpeice with mymy in different angles with this background I need to find it cause I lost it on xwitter 1-2 days ago before I could save it
Does anyone have an artpeice with mymy in different angles with this background I need to find it cause I lost it on xwitter 1-2 days ago before I could save it
R: 16 / I: 7
Umamusume is Zarty culture. Who's your favorite Umamusume? Mine's Special Week.
Umamusume is Zarty culture. Who's your favorite Umamusume? Mine's Special Week.
R: 32 / I: 13
The MayaWin is no more.
i'm sorry zaryans and maryans for letting you down, for letting my desperation take over my mind. in short i really wanted the site to happen, but couldn't get the domain or hosting at the time leading me to eventually coming up to gemcord. in the irc i had to sell the idea they would want to partake in it, of course an… act was also needed for this. eventually they were convinced and made it happen. so, i never owned the domain or the hosting and therefore did NOT have any control over the site. i was merely the face of their "psyop". it was my own choice to come to them, but how it ended is the most interesting way, quote the nigger had to come in and namedrop me by my uid and claim for me to be a "kuzzy mod" which made them (gemcorders) finally realize and put 2 and 2 together, this is when shit went wrong. but you already know that part. i'm sorry for letting you all down and letting my desperation take the best of me, we'll see what the future holds. if there will ever be another IB which i do in fact hope to make, it will not be made like this. you have my word on that but i suppose that really isn't that worth much.
to get some misconceptions out:
my buddy had 0 involvement with the actual site, as i had stated previously, i came into the irc channel and got it all to happen. i only told him from time to time about this as it was building and growing and so on.
yeah pretty sure that's the only one i could think off, ask shit here i might not even come back THOUGH or something.
if i'll ever manage to make it happen once more, but for real this time, i was hoping to make it more integrated into the zelsphere where it belongs but that's just my wish. but for now, good night i love you all.
The MayaWin is no more.
i'm sorry zaryans and maryans for letting you down, for letting my desperation take over my mind. in short i really wanted the site to happen, but couldn't get the domain or hosting at the time leading me to eventually coming up to gemcord. in the irc i had to sell the idea they would want to partake in it, of course an… act was also needed for this. eventually they were convinced and made it happen. so, i never owned the domain or the hosting and therefore did NOT have any control over the site. i was merely the face of their "psyop". it was my own choice to come to them, but how it ended is the most interesting way, quote the nigger had to come in and namedrop me by my uid and claim for me to be a "kuzzy mod" which made them (gemcorders) finally realize and put 2 and 2 together, this is when shit went wrong. but you already know that part. i'm sorry for letting you all down and letting my desperation take the best of me, we'll see what the future holds. if there will ever be another IB which i do in fact hope to make, it will not be made like this. you have my word on that but i suppose that really isn't that worth much.
to get some misconceptions out:
my buddy had 0 involvement with the actual site, as i had stated previously, i came into the irc channel and got it all to happen. i only told him from time to time about this as it was building and growing and so on.
yeah pretty sure that's the only one i could think off, ask shit here i might not even come back THOUGH or something.
if i'll ever manage to make it happen once more, but for real this time, i was hoping to make it more integrated into the zelsphere where it belongs but that's just my wish. but for now, good night i love you all.
R: 14 / I: 4
Zarty bakery
Hi, tomorrow there will be party at my house, so I made apple pie for invited chuddies. It sucks to bee fair. I should made a trial version few days ago. Anyways, black sun is recognizable, and that's most important thing for me.
R: 43 / I: 5
Question
Why late gen z(2006-2007) started using retarted ebonic nigger faggot Lingo, for example "lowkey". I see a rise of faggots in social media too, like 'tok and it sad to watch
R: 17 / I: 2
Fuck my shitty c.h.u.d. life
Getting addicted to 4cuck right now because I jad to cut off all my previous social connections.
R: 41 / I: 11
Is Azumanga Daioh Zarty-approved?
Is Azumanga Daioh Zarty-approved?
R: 0 / I: 0
hop on cytube sister
hop on cytube sister
R: 5 / I: 0
ANYONE on Youtube with an anime profile pic is a tranny, THIS IS A FACT THAT CANNOT BE DENIED
ANYONE on Youtube with an anime profile pic is a tranny, THIS IS A FACT THAT CANNOT BE DENIED
R: 5 / I: 1
what movie pirating website is good for phones? I want to watch movies and stuff but the site I use is dogshit and I don't want to get a virus from some random jeetcoded website
what movie pirating website is good for phones? I want to watch movies and stuff but the site I use is dogshit and I don't want to get a virus from some random jeetcoded website
R: 13 / I: 4
>world becomes a judeo feministcuck hellhole where monogamous relationships are ACCKKED by the failchads and failwhores who use the 'tok and 'gram
>mfw esl 'cord faggots lust after me o algo
>mfw
Kys nigger
PART 2 BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
>mfw I gravitate towards alternative music or however the faggot explains
>I hear music that is KEKERALD after KEKERALD
>but the entire "indie" (ACK) and "alt" (ack) music scene is dominated by antifafags and feministcuck whores
Help a nigga out or some shieeett
I'm a faggot with 0 friends and girls are suicidefuel
>born>world becomes a judeo feministcuck hellhole where monogamous relationships are ACCKKED by the failchads and failwhores who use the 'tok and 'gram
>mfw esl 'cord faggots lust after me o algo
>mfw
Kys nigger
PART 2 BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
>mfw I gravitate towards alternative music or however the faggot explains
>I hear music that is KEKERALD after KEKERALD
>but the entire "indie" (ACK) and "alt" (ack) music scene is dominated by antifafags and feministcuck whores
Help a nigga out or some shieeett
R: 2 / I: 0
hey 'zelig 'teens yesterday /gem/passers leaked the source of the zarty
>ZOMG DID THEY JUST LEAKED THE SOURCE CODE OF SOFTWARE THAT USES OPEN SOURCE CODE
hey 'zelig 'teens yesterday /gem/passers leaked the source of the zarty
>ZOMG DID THEY JUST LEAKED THE SOURCE CODE OF SOFTWARE THAT USES OPEN SOURCE CODE
R: 8 / I: 5
Homestuck is meant to be enjoyed by aryans
Homestuck is meant to be read by aryans
Homestuck is life
HOMESTVCK VVON
Homestuck is aryanHomestuck is meant to be enjoyed by aryans
Homestuck is meant to be read by aryans
Homestuck is life
R: 2 / I: 1
soyzellig
slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute
R: 4 / I: 1
oiwert
qriugiwiwuyr
R: 13 / I: 3
fat niggas
Can someone help me only fat niggas talk to me someone plz help
R: 40 / I: 14
What do Zaryans think of Azumanga Daioh?
I had never watched anime but after seeing Zellig I gave Azumanga a try because I heard the shows were somewhat similar. I enjoyed it a lot.
R: 24 / I: 10
Those are the people who are forcing HTSM and DDD and want to take down both Sharty and Zarty
Any zartychads willing to help fight the common enemy?
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/230008.htmlThose are the people who are forcing HTSM and DDD and want to take down both Sharty and Zarty
R: 5 / I: 0
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4chan
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4chan or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day
Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…
faggot
>what am I in forPedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4chan
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4chan or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day
Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…
R: 15 / I: 8
Are there any foids browsing?
Are there any foids browsing?
R: 3 / I: 0
I'm going to be talking about the great replacement theory in my college essay, what should I add in it?
I'm going to be talking about the great replacement theory in my college essay, what should I add in it?
R: 2 / I: 2
>Kate Schoppenboer
>Kate Schoppenboer
R: 15 / I: 8
Vote "orange simpsons"
https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/776529.html
R: 5 / I: 0
>You are all shit
<We are all shit
>Shit must speak louder
<We are shit
>This is not a resort, rifle in my back, this is army, dynamite in my ass
>Army! Even out of fags like us makes real men, fuse in my anus. DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>What did you think? You thought this will be like kindergarten, fighter in my hangar. I personally will be beating the shit out of your heads, cruiser in my bay
>You are here to defend the motherland and not to uhh kick dicks
>All understood, girls? All nuclear potential to my where?
<In your butt
>TELL THIS TO MY EAR WHERE THIS POTENTIAL GOES
<Your butt
>100 labours without a line
<For what?
>*spit*
>Look at yourselves, green, female-like, muscle less puppies, woof woof. Bet you want to go to mommy, to home? YOU WANT THE TIT YEAH?
>And who will defend the mommy? Me? Uncle Petya? Aunt Motya?
>Soon you will become the soldiers of the red army. It will make a man even out of someone like you *spit*
<What the hell are you-
>*spit*
>You are all shit
<We are all shit
>Shit must speak louder
<We are shit
>This is not a resort, rifle in my back, this is army, dynamite in my ass
>Army! Even out of fags like us makes real men, fuse in my anus. DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>What did you think? You thought this will be like kindergarten, fighter in my hangar. I personally will be beating the shit out of your heads, cruiser in my bay
>You are here to defend the motherland and not to uhh kick dicks
>All understood, girls? All nuclear potential to my where?
<In your butt
>TELL THIS TO MY EAR WHERE THIS POTENTIAL GOES
<Your butt
>100 labours without a line
<For what?
>*spit*
>Look at yourselves, green, female-like, muscle less puppies, woof woof. Bet you want to go to mommy, to home? YOU WANT THE TIT YEAH?
>And who will defend the mommy? Me? Uncle Petya? Aunt Motya?
>Soon you will become the soldiers of the red army. It will make a man even out of someone like you *spit*
<What the hell are you-
>*spit*
R: 8 / I: 5
I hate "alt" girls
why don't we bully gothfags, leftoids, and 'tokfags more? they hate us more than anything DOE
R: 7 / I: 2
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?
Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
Troll the sharty mods by posting this on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ modWhat's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?
Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
R: 7 / I: 2
Zaryans, recognize this song and my sovl will be yours
Zaryans, recognize this song and my sovl will be yours
R: 2 / I: 0
Is this hell?
Is this hell?
R: 5 / I: 3
>mfw banned for advertising a 'cord
KEK do jannies really?
GEG
>posts raid on 'og>mfw banned for advertising a 'cord
KEK do jannies really?
R: 6 / I: 0
Howdy yall I havent been here in a year but now I'm falling for a half-dutch half turkish orangehead girl from twitter so I have to learn dutch, there was a thread once of someone learning dutch its been a while doe so do yall have any advice on how to learn the languge? I already speak C1 German so its gotta be easier. Is duolingo slop useful?
Howdy yall I havent been here in a year but now I'm falling for a half-dutch half turkish orangehead girl from twitter so I have to learn dutch, there was a thread once of someone learning dutch its been a while doe so do yall have any advice on how to learn the languge? I already speak C1 German so its gotta be easier. Is duolingo slop useful?
R: 3 / I: 1
Apparently there's a guy named Zellig, but he's a kike. How do we account for this loss?
Apparently there's a guy named Zellig, but he's a kike. How do we account for this loss?
R: 3 / I: 3
>BROO I LOVE WEED IT MAKES YOU SO CALM LIKE THE SOYJACK MEME
>BROO I LOVE WEED IT MAKES YOU SO CALM LIKE THE SOYJACK MEME
R: 68 / I: 0
thread mover test
thread mover test
R: 1 / I: 0
test
test
R: 3 / I: 0
test
test
R: 42 / I: 8
can i come around here when im banned from the sharty? surely we can put aside our differences, despite my hate for zellig
can i come around here when im banned from the sharty? surely we can put aside our differences, despite my hate for zellig
R: 33 / I: 19
Question for Zaryans
Which energy drink is good for you?For me its redbull (original) and black monster (Other one's tastedlike brimstone from depth of niggerhell)
R: 1 / I: 0
FOR ZELLIG
GET HEIST
GET 777777 ON /QA/FOR ZELLIG
R: 16 / I: 7
Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.
The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.
The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.
What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:
The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.
The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.
The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.
The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono
Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).
Who He Was:
Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.
The Project:
He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.
The Tragedy:
The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.
In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.
In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.
The Transformation:
This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.
The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.
Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.
The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.
The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.
What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:
The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.
The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.
The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.
The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono
Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).
Who He Was:
Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.
The Project:
He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.
The Tragedy:
The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.
In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.
In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.
The Transformation:
This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.
The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.
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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023
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>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman
>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman
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>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip
>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip
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<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today
TURN IT ORANGE
Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today
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+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan
+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan
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>Forcing multiple people to become one
>Forcing multiple people to become one
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
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Considering the fact that Massa was drawing smut of cartoon characters before his "career", how can we separate that filth from 'zellig?
>erm ackchually.. separate the art from the artist!
How come? How is that even possible? Art isn't something so BANAL as that. Everything one creates (in fact it's not even creation in question, but rather all of our actions) proceeds from the soul.
>
I hope you have read the 'farms report on him. His team is of course full of libs, which makes the content libcoded. You may not even see it explicitly, but deep down the secular, postmodern, NIHILISTIC values are transferred to the product.
>
Is "baptizing" 'zellig doomed to fail?
'zellig and Christianity
<A bad tree cannot bear good fruitConsidering the fact that Massa was drawing smut of cartoon characters before his "career", how can we separate that filth from 'zellig?
>erm ackchually.. separate the art from the artist!
How come? How is that even possible? Art isn't something so BANAL as that. Everything one creates (in fact it's not even creation in question, but rather all of our actions) proceeds from the soul.
>
I hope you have read the 'farms report on him. His team is of course full of libs, which makes the content libcoded. You may not even see it explicitly, but deep down the secular, postmodern, NIHILISTIC values are transferred to the product.
>
Is "baptizing" 'zellig doomed to fail?
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>mom
>dad
>mom
>dad
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It's amazing how troons seem so close to actually getting it sometimes.
It's amazing how troons seem so close to actually getting it sometimes.
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Sharty is in the state of destructive authoritarianism
/soy/ gets spammed everyday with shit, half of the 'log is NAS coal
/pol/ threads are not even political
/qa/ gets spammed and its quality drops from not good to extremely bad
Other major boards are not being used properly
A ton of shitty dead boards with less than 5000 posts
Everyone new to this website are not even from xitter, but from instagram, shittok and other garbage normie socials
Average nusoi is 14-15 years old, that's why it feels like we're talking to fucking retards
Everyday some user of the site gets exposed
New jannies especially mediators have somali tier intellect
Staff cares about shitty Suck Shit 13 events and not repairment of the website
Gay faggots are allowed to roam this website
Quote would rather ddos gigacucks than 'oodists
/gem/cucks are allowed to ruin the website with their janny-approved attentionwhoring
Jannies give special attention namefags, totally not good
Nusois are too focused on raids and not making gems
Second Soypocalypse is coming
Sherdee got DDoSed recently
And it's completely broken with site having a shit ton of problemsSharty is in the state of destructive authoritarianism
/soy/ gets spammed everyday with shit, half of the 'log is NAS coal
/pol/ threads are not even political
/qa/ gets spammed and its quality drops from not good to extremely bad
Other major boards are not being used properly
A ton of shitty dead boards with less than 5000 posts
Everyone new to this website are not even from xitter, but from instagram, shittok and other garbage normie socials
Average nusoi is 14-15 years old, that's why it feels like we're talking to fucking retards
Everyday some user of the site gets exposed
New jannies especially mediators have somali tier intellect
Staff cares about shitty Suck Shit 13 events and not repairment of the website
Gay faggots are allowed to roam this website
Quote would rather ddos gigacucks than 'oodists
/gem/cucks are allowed to ruin the website with their janny-approved attentionwhoring
Jannies give special attention namefags, totally not good
Nusois are too focused on raids and not making gems
Second Soypocalypse is coming
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Why so much merimutts have an autistic syndrome or other diseases. this needs to stop
Why so much merimutts have an autistic syndrome or other diseases. this needs to stop
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Zaryan /fa/ general
What do Zaryans wear daily? Collared shirts? Shorts and a t-shirt? Do you dress like normiefags or skinheadGODS?. Personally, I wear jeans, a leather belt, a tucked-in plaid collared shirt, work boots, and sometimes a trucker cap with a local business on it (depending on my mood). No, this is not a glowie thread so cease your investigation.
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also they always whine on internet about their problems which is SNCA
Question
Why Millenials/Older Gen Z(1997-2003, 2004) are so horny(they always want to have sex), liberal and retarted/boring, it always fucking them and rarely late gen z(except spics, midwits and other niggers, they are always horny and retarted)also they always whine on internet about their problems which is SNCA
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ESL of the Year award 2025?
ESL of the Year award 2025?
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https://www.youtube.com/@%E0%B7%86BirthdayGirlOhio%E0%B7%86/videos
zaryans we should zem up this candyfag 'tube channel
post zemmy comments and harass them with zellig o algohttps://www.youtube.com/@%E0%B7%86BirthdayGirlOhio%E0%B7%86/videos
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https://youtu.be/xwhBRJStz7w?si=oslV4sQHXyhqJSJM
Favourite music thread
What's your favourite music? Mine is nine inch nails the hand that feeds.https://youtu.be/xwhBRJStz7w?si=oslV4sQHXyhqJSJM
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does anyone know where I can find kruidnoten in the United States of America?
does anyone know where I can find kruidnoten in the United States of America?
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Misato VVON. Vera VVON. Hags VVON. Only paedophiles will disagree.
Misato VVON. Vera VVON. Hags VVON. Only paedophiles will disagree.
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/ZMG/ ZARTY MUSIC GENERAL
GIB JE FAVORITE SONGS HERE! CRITIQUE AND DISCUSS YOUR MOST ADMIRED ARTISTS!
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Jevil
chaos chaos
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N'oss
N'oss
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anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters
anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters
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Brimstone
Why zarty filled with 'artyccucks o algo
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SOTM Board
SOTM Website
SOTM Board
SOTM Website
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does anyone here use the shiwi
does anyone here use the shiwi
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Hey guys you know I'm about to get chased by my local glowies these days and I deleted all my chud gallery for obvious reasons but then found out it's all still saved in the google cloud so I still can post picrels on the site and care not about my safety
<my face right now
Hey guys you know I'm about to get chased by my local glowies these days and I deleted all my chud gallery for obvious reasons but then found out it's all still saved in the google cloud so I still can post picrels on the site and care not about my safety
<my face right now
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ITT we post gemmy songs
ITT we post gemmy songs
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zaryans i might need help
so uh i sent a random email with an image of a soyjak to some school principal in kentucky or something and apparently its a crime what do i do
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KILL ALL NUSOICACAS
TOTAL NUSOINIGGERS DEATH, EXTERMINATE, KILL ALL NUSOI PESTS, CREATE CONCENTRATION CAMP BOARD FOR THEM LIKE SS ZARYAN GESTAPO O ALGO
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Seetheralds and a 70% trvke from the 'ru
Seetheralds and a 70% trvke from the 'ru
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'jak him
>when you tell him you dont want the latest nintendo game
'jak him
>when you tell him you dont want the latest nintendo game
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'dist 'TTP Officer destroys his house after his mother takes his ' P drive and goes outside for the first time
'dist 'TTP Officer destroys his house after his mother takes his ' P drive and goes outside for the first time
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All denominations are welcome here. Theological discussion/debate is allowed and encouraged, but please do so in a spirit of charity; we're all brothers in Christ here.
/cg/ Christianity General
+=Christianity General #1: Empty Tomb Edition=+All denominations are welcome here. Theological discussion/debate is allowed and encouraged, but please do so in a spirit of charity; we're all brothers in Christ here.
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What will he do? first two replies command what this nigglet does next!
A nigglet adventure thread
Sheeiit man! Ts a nigglet, a small nigger-like goy who likes to do nigger thingsWhat will he do? first two replies command what this nigglet does next!
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sharty made it on niggerddit again, and its getting compared to 4cuck again GEEEEEEEEEEEG its so done for
sharty made it on niggerddit again, and its getting compared to 4cuck again GEEEEEEEEEEEG its so done for
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New proto-IAS just dropped
New proto-IAS just dropped
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Is archiving worth it? In my opinion, it's not.
>why?
Because no sane person would look through archives to see snca and irrelevant media.
Is archiving worth it? In my opinion, it's not.
>why?
Because no sane person would look through archives to see snca and irrelevant media.
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TND video
There was this edit of Ongezellig where ADD was replaced with TND, and there was Daft Punk playing at the end. Is there anywhere I could find it?
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Zute origin story
Zute origin story
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Zarty won
Shartyniggers lost
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Are shemmy refugees welcome on this site?
Are shemmy refugees welcome on this site?
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Michigan is better than Ohio
Michigan is better than Ohio
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Old frootcord leak
Has shown that frootcord has atleast 1 zaryan in its ranks