Ok guys have you ever heard of the nigerian spoon launcher? he sounds like he's so scary! even the toughest of niggers we have in stock can't beat this supernatural niggentity! I heard he can teleport at night always stalking you in dark corners then BLAM!

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The nigerian spoon launcher Zaryan 10/27/25 (Mon) 06:11:07 No.20895

Ok guys have you ever heard of the nigerian spoon launcher? he sounds like he's so scary! even the toughest of niggers we have in stock can't beat this supernatural niggentity! I heard he can teleport at night always stalking you in dark corners then BLAM! a metal spoon strikes you out of nowhere like a rocket!!
Then thats the part where you should run!!! for if you dont run out of the area (about 40 meters) then you're done for, for he will fire spoons at you until you're dead!!
Some say that NSL could also appear at broad daylight (in low populated suburban areas), however no evidence of this has happened.
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>it is said His intentions are unclear, but due to the hostile nature of his actions, its more likely or not just regular nigger behavior
>it is said that he has been encountered at least 53 times (37 of them in nigeria, 16 in the us)
>it is said that he cannot speak english nor nigerian (he speaks an unknown niggerbabble language)
>it is said that he is about 2.5 meters tall
>In one of the sightings/attacks has occurred in a house.
>it is said that he once got into a hostile encounter with the benadryl man.
>Last seen on june 21st, Compton USA.

Zaryan 11/29/25 (Sat) 02:09:23 No.22541

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