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R: 8 / I: 3

Lil Watermark Ik Ben Het Maar

Is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilF4HGD_eMI&list=RDilF4HGD_eMI&start_radio=1
R: 38 / I: 6 (sticky)

Zarty Awards 2025 Nomination

Good day everyone! I would like to host a special end-of-the-year event for every Zaryan, called the "Zarty Awards 2025."
>AWARDS SPACE
The Zarty Awards is a special awards ceremony to celebrate the many zems Zaryans have created in the year 2025. I would be hosting this myself with the help of a few other special guests (which will be announced later on), and I'd like to invite you all to nominate candidates you wish to vote for in every category.
>AWARDS SPACE
So far these are the categories I have in mind (final presentation order may change on the awards ceremony):
1. Zem of the Year
2. Best Zellig Girl
3. Best Deel
4. Best Thread
5. Best Pinned OC
6. Best Studio Massa Project
7. Best YouTuber
8. Best Video
9. Best Song
10. Best Comic
11. Best Game
12. Best Game Mod
13. Best IRL Zem
14. Best Admin
15. Best Zaryan
16. Favorite Pet Nigger
17. Best Zarty Hatestone
18. Best NAZ
19. Best Agugu
>AWARDS SPACE
Please suggest any other categories you like me to add in as well.
I'll be accepting suggestions starting today until December 10, and once it's closed I'll be opening up the strawpoll later on next week.
<AWARDS SPACE
I hope you guys could join in the fun and enjoy
R: 143 / I: 66

writing SNCA

so because im tired of bumping a thread that has nothing to do with what it's being bumped for, ive created this thread instead to document my SNCA writing progress.
this thread will likely only include me, the peeb guy, and the obsessed guy or something (who will quote all of my messages and put a random image in an attempt to make me seethe [doe they are kinda funny o algo])
R: 1143 / I: 450

/mymy/

Post about Mymy
R: 86 / I: 26

New 'toss

New 'toss
R: 62 / I: 24
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
R: 107 / I: 61

Old English (700-1000) Ongezellig/Unhyggelīc

“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- Coco
unhyggelīc (maybe? if there's a better title to say it then put it, or just 'Ongezellig, in Old English/Anglo-Saxon')
R: 154 / I: 56 (sticky)
oekaki 2 thread
>>>/chive/5439
^oekaki thread
R: 4 / I: 1
Why isn't this mutt mongrel raped and quartered already
R: 608 / I: 155

Part 2 of the lidly comic

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
R: 15 / I: 3
Can anybaldi draw Nococo?
R: 27 / I: 5

Just shut the fucking dead site already

So Zaryans,
Please sit around and hear my blogpost for awhile. You know if all of you died tomorrow, nobody will know or remember you for this SNCA dutch cartoon or tranime that you are obsessing about. Your art? Forgotten, gemmy or brimstone it is, once this site is gone, it's memoryholed forever, no one will have cared. Zoot can just kill this site one day and all you Zaryans can do is just cry at the corner, wondering how many time you have wasted obsessing over this useless dutch cartoon tranime characters that will never materialize into the real world. You tell lies every day to yourself that this characters is real but meds and binky lol. Demoralized? That's what you should feel. One year after this show is dead and you have done what? Fucking nothing I tell you. Go on, soyquote me, copypasta me and greentext me like a loser, but your end is inevitable. The best thing for you is to forget this "show" (if you want to call it that way) and move on to next autismo thing that are still alive and kicking. You can made all art, music, AI slop all you want but this is over. Once you stop focusing and obsessing over this SNCA "show", you'll be free and finally enjoy real-life like the Aryan Chad you are supposed to be, and not some zelligtranny nigger.
{Spacing for you redditGODs}
So in conclusion, touch grass, and forget all of this, buddy ;)
Even 4cuckpedos and shartyfaggots moved on, why do you even care anymore? Just shut this place down already. Foenkike was right, you all here are truly insufferable losers. GG well played. I'm Chad btw.

Oh I'm an obsessedcuck, yes I'm an obsessedcuck, also I'm a cucked trans btw
R: 74 / I: 33
Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
R: 60 / I: 6
I find it hard when women give me hints

The hints:
R: 1340 / I: 671

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 35 / I: 8
zaryans please repent and get to know Christ because the kingdom of heaven is at hand. the spirit of mockery has become a stumbling block for you. He is knocking at the door waiting for you
R: 34 / I: 7
Onion dweller is a ‘cordfail

leaks I compiled frrrom a server known as shalomistan: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pkapioepaZrjZuyl4dNtDEhVocdJEgy77BaICcuSg8g/edit?usp=sharing
Not sure if anyone would care, yet I am still posting it rrrregardless. I will also be leaking more Zelling ‘cords in the future
R: 335 / I: 149
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 8 / I: 3

Sinterklaas

gelukkige Sinterklaas (it's Sinterklaas eve)
R: 22 / I: 5

the hypothetical end of the site

recently I've been pondering about the "chans" that shut down and why, 8chan got shut down after Tarrant posted his final message on there, then shadowbanned/shut down after Crusius did the same. I have asked myself this very question in relation to this site and I wanna know the likelyhood of that happening
R: 1 / I: 0
why are they DUTCH
R: 17 / I: 0
What does snow feel like? Since I live where the sun turns everyone into swarths (not me though, I am a chudcel who hates going outside of zoiets), I will never see a lick of snow my life
R: 707 / I: 397
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 2 / I: 0
I drew this in Wplace
R: 21 / I: 4

What's the worst deel?

I don't think this has been asked before, deel 6 kinda shit ngl because I said so
>unrelated image
R: 270 / I: 70 (sticky)

/craft/

Official Thread for NuCraft
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here

Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me

Port:22056

Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)


If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site


Features:

Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)

player login system

Bedrock and Java crossplay support

console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)

Android support (Bedrock mobile players)

piracy support (cracked account login)

random teleport spawn command

custom GUI menus

death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)

mob and player head drops

basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa

manage Bedrock player skins

fixes recipe issues for Bedrock

image display in item frames

inventory rollback after death or crash

set home teleport points

mine and place spawners with Silk Touch

teleport request system

change skins server-side

chop trees in one swing

/ride command to mount entities

anti-xray protection (automatic)

browser proximity chat


Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E

Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)

Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 59 / I: 17
i wish she was real. i wish we could fall in love with each other, i wish i could take her out and have fun with her and get her gifts. i wish i could laugh with her and make her smile. i wish i could listen to her talk about her passions. i want to take care of her and make her feel loved and protected. i wish after years of making memories together we'd get married and start a family and spend the rest of our lives together
R: 418 / I: 146

Monthly Themed Zellig Art

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY>>117001
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 88 / I: 20

Theory

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
R: 23 / I: 4 (sticky)
new 'eel
R: 7 / I: 3
the new norm ain't the same as the old norm
R: 23 / I: 6

i drew this in art therapy :D

drew this when bored pls dont be mean :(
R: 34 / I: 7
Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
R: 2176 / I: 616
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 13 / I: 7
<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
R: 4 / I: 2
new pizzacake
R: 9 / I: 0
>Being apart of the Ongezellig fandom almost 2 years after cancellation
R: 86 / I: 26
'lig thread on soy qa stood up for a month and got 300 replies, is this a win
R: 81 / I: 18

Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
R: 45 / I: 25
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 17 / I: 3
Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
R: 3 / I: 1
mymy is geeked out of her mind right now, yjke gave her a bit too much green
R: 11 / I: 6

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?
give your's reason why that character who or wouldn't or fucking debait. any ways which character would commit tax evasion.
R: 54 / I: 12
trump or kamala?
R: 12 / I: 7

Niggers this, Niggers that - general

Nigger please!

Post aryan niggas
R: 6 / I: 1
wasn't there a thread here about a russkie/ukrop in a trench with a 'zellig patch lmao
R: 6 / I: 2
I told you that nothing would happen
R: 16 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 8 / I: 0

On the premise of Mymy's voice actor not available after deel 5

Is it true that the reason why Joyce Ter Stege stopped working with Massa was because she was being harassed? If so, was it one of us or a couple of obsessed offsitercacas?
<
Don't exactly remember the details as to where I got the information from, maybe it's muh heckin mandela effect or I'm just retarded ofzo
R: 17 / I: 1
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
R: 9 / I: 2

irrelevant question, questionable image

How did (((they))) turn my chuddy Dutch nationalist Massa into a neglecting leftycuck fag?
R: 5 / I: 1

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 8 / I: 2
<…
>…
<Heeeeeeeeey, Maya, look at the Zarty, did you notice anything?
>That the site dedicated to us turned into /clittyleakingchudpol/?
<IMPLYING?
>UHM, I-I MEAN… I mean I just really did notice… not that it's kinda bad…
R: 11 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 11 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 384 / I: 113

Lurker here

Quite literally did not watch Zellig until July of this year out of pure spite against the Sharty.

But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
R: 10 / I: 0
Sharty added 'zellig namerolls for like 30 minutes
https://archive.md/xiYcT
R: 361 / I: 188

/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 394 / I: 55
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 14 / I: 12
Is the original version of Deel 1 available to view anywhere? Is there an MP4?
R: 50 / I: 17

weekend zellig gartic thread of zoiets

thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
R: 45 / I: 21
Someone make a toss of this as Maya stabbing Coco
R: 1 / I: 1
>wish I was like you <…> blondie
GEEEEG this is literally your idol's mindset, mayakeks!
R: 38 / I: 11
Zaryan autumn baking: zellig Kruidnoten!

Previous thread - https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/20027.html
R: 3 / I: 1
>mawds ban everybody not gooning to coco
R: 16 / I: 5
/zellig/ - gossip and drama
R: 310 / I: 111
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 54 / I: 18
Zoot is alive and uh… It's kinda disappointing tbh
https://youtube.com/post/UgkxumeTFX06cQ4KN98NgEsrpp4qIVmusBAG
R: 713 / I: 418

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 192 / I: 63

SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
R: 438 / I: 169
post veraralds
im first
R: 107 / I: 46

'zellig live action

threat for my photoslop brimstone

first i did is maya, enjoy
R: 8 / I: 3
the DreadMy is finished painting, I'll get some nu pictures tomorrow cuz the lighting is pretty shit right now
R: 121 / I: 53

ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found

Nice face
R: 11 / I: 3
Happy Thanksgiving guys!
R: 8 / I: 2
IndiaZellig will always be a gem
R: 15 / I: 1
What else to watch besides ongezellig and onion dwellers videos?
R: 47 / I: 13

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving Zaryans. I hope you have a blessed day, And I hope that the Schoppenboers would have a enjoy their day
But anyways what do you think would be the Schoppenboer sister favorite Thanksgiving food? Or any other Ongezellig character. I think Maya would like turkey.
R: 27 / I: 6
Holy shit…
R: 5 / I: 0
Coco
R: 32 / I: 6

Here you go my lovely zaryans!!!!

Tell me if you'd like more Vera hagmaxxing posts
R: 712 / I: 652
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 55 / I: 15
i constructed a model tank last night. it's an M-48 patton main battle tank. while constructing it i realized the commander's hatch could fit my little paper mymy inside, and i thought i'd share it here. the loader's and driver's hatch both open up.
R: 74 / I: 7
hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible).
R: 25 / I: 9
>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar…
<*kisses her and makes out with her* maya… you're beautiful…
R: 4 / I: 1

juvenile parkinsonism

>slouching
>shaking
>has scissor gait
>clumsy
>her bed creaks at night
guys, I think maya has parkinson's
R: 11 / I: 2
fuck this nigger infested world and every faggot that lives in it I hope that an asteroid bigger than Apophis hits this shit rock and cause another mass extinction
R: 14 / I: 2
What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands
R: 18 / I: 11
>Dr. Vera, I'm Coco
R: 400 / I: 119

Zellig Booru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/

We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
<
If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 23 / I: 3
I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
R: 1173 / I: 505

/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 263 / I: 98

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 10 / I: 1
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
R: 39 / I: 13
i love her so much… she's my everything.
R: 1811 / I: 628

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 36 / I: 14
Just a heads up
Don’t bother reading these works:
Project Ongezoid: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74567966/chapters/194715286
The Downward Spiral of Maya Schoppenboer: A Two-Faced Charade: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74574771/chapters/194734826
The “endings” reveal that it was all a dream, and that none of your time or emotional investment mattered
Don’t waste your time