R: 7 / I: 2
bisisibi bib site
bisisibi bib site
R: 15 / I: 2
I drew Mymy with a Chudjak necklace
I drew Mymy with a Chudjak necklace
R: 27 / I: 17
Do you think they put down the family cat because of Coco?
Do you think they put down the family cat because of Coco?
R: 105 / I: 27
Zaryans, do you ever dream about killing women? which one of the zellig sisters do you think would the the most fun to murder? beating Maya to death would be thrilling, just punch her until you bash her skull in. she's like a walking punching bag. but my favorite is Mymy. there are so many things you can do to her. i want to rip her tongue out and wrap my hands tightly around her neck to listen to her gurgles. just yank a handful of her hair right off her scalp and sniff it
Zaryans, do you ever dream about killing women? which one of the zellig sisters do you think would the the most fun to murder? beating Maya to death would be thrilling, just punch her until you bash her skull in. she's like a walking punching bag. but my favorite is Mymy. there are so many things you can do to her. i want to rip her tongue out and wrap my hands tightly around her neck to listen to her gurgles. just yank a handful of her hair right off her scalp and sniff it
R: 22 / I: 5
What movie do you think they watched?
What movie do you think they watched?
R: 24 / I: 6
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
R: 11 / I: 4
I-is that… A MALE ZWART!?!?!?
OH NEEEEE!!!!!
I-is that… A MALE ZWART!?!?!?
OH NEEEEE!!!!!
R: 6 / I: 1
There were already warning signs, and her parents never worried. Anime destroys lives.
There were already warning signs, and her parents never worried. Anime destroys lives.
R: 16 / I: 1
Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.
Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.
R: 35 / I: 3
Hello lads. Have a good day and remember Jesus loves you. Godbless zelligbros!
Hello lads. Have a good day and remember Jesus loves you. Godbless zelligbros!
R: 7 / I: 0
What was Zoey even reading?
What was Zoey even reading?
R: 11 / I: 3
>no achievements since age 6
>no achievements since age 6
R: 2 / I: 1
>Hey Mymy, can you fuck off for two and a half hours, there's a goonsesh starting in #tentancles_general and I don't want to miss any good moments
>Hey Mymy, can you fuck off for two and a half hours, there's a goonsesh starting in #tentancles_general and I don't want to miss any good moments
R: 5 / I: 0
does anyone have this outside shot without all the characters? i know something like it exists as i used to have it in my 'zellig folder. might've been from a massadonie export iirc
does anyone have this outside shot without all the characters? i know something like it exists as i used to have it in my 'zellig folder. might've been from a massadonie export iirc
R: 11 / I: 5
what would maya do i gave her godlike power?
would and should she abuse it?
would she take revenge on her sisters for making her so ongezellig?
would she do something else…?
what would maya do i gave her godlike power?
would and should she abuse it?
would she take revenge on her sisters for making her so ongezellig?
would she do something else…?
R: 45 / I: 16
I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
R: 31 / I: 4
'zellig WON.
'zellig WON
Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.'zellig WON.
R: 10 / I: 6
Could she spare her sisters' lives during the shooting or wouldn't she care at all?
Could she spare her sisters' lives during the shooting or wouldn't she care at all?
R: 4 / I: 0
im racist
im racist
R: 6 / I: 5
Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.
This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.
Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.
Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.
This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.
Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.
R: 20 / I: 6
Yfke wanted to be Maya's friend but Maya, being the SLF she is, was too busy being jelous at Coco o algo
Yfke wanted to be Maya's friend but Maya, being the SLF she is, was too busy being jelous at Coco o algo
R: 46 / I: 5
If Mymy can hear her from that distance, imagine what Coco has to go through every night.
If Mymy can hear her from that distance, imagine what Coco has to go through every night.
R: 24 / I: 7
nude edit when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE
R: 165 / I: 28
the soyzellig iceberg
submit ideas for soyzellig iceberg in this thread
R: 31 / I: 19
>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm
>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm
R: 14 / I: 4
>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company
>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company
R: 9 / I: 2
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE
R: 85 / I: 38
Hello my fellow zaryans
kinda weird to say that… not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like… well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will
this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do
Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
Subject? that's funny silly even
ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda notHello my fellow zaryans
kinda weird to say that… not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like… well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will
this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do
Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
R: 22 / I: 2
My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.
Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.
I always fuck it up no matter what
Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.
Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.
R: 42 / I: 11
would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.
current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.
zellig desktop dancer
i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.
current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.
R: 15 / I: 6
>I wonder what she's reading
>I wonder what she's reading
R: 21 / I: 2
Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?
Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?
R: 75 / I: 29
Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg
Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg
R: 2 / I: 0
old but gold pebblethrow
old but gold pebblethrow
R: 3 / I: 1
MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!
MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!
R: 24 / I: 9
Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off… In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.
KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something
also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all
Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off… In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.
KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something
also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all
R: 16 / I: 1
>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw
>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw
R: 40 / I: 11
if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?
if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?
R: 23 / I: 5
There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.
There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.
R: 10 / I: 3
>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf
>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf
R: 2 / I: 1
…
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R: 2 / I: 0
Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?
Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?
R: 17 / I: 5
https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW
https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW
R: 27 / I: 6
zelligfanx here
i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again
>yes
by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
zelligfanx here
i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again
>yes
by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
R: 2 / I: 0
New glistening 'udgunner
New glistening 'udgunner
R: 7 / I: 3
You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though
You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though
R: 18 / I: 4
Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09
Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09
R: 20 / I: 14
edited the girls official portraits
edited the girls official portraits
R: 12 / I: 7
the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
R: 49 / I: 37
How does it feel zelligcucks?
That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode?
R: 11 / I: 1
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY
R: 10 / I: 3
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
R: 6 / I: 0
hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.
hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.
R: 28 / I: 8
Mymybros…
Mymybros…
R: 16 / I: 1
i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED…
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.
i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED…
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.
R: 11 / I: 3
>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again
>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again
R: 5 / I: 2
Nice website you got here xisters.
Nice website you got here xisters.
R: 277 / I: 103
OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 16 / I: 7
<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
+=——————————————————————=+
+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+
Minecraft Server for the Soysphere
+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
+=——————————————————————=+
+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+
R: 3 / I: 2
<<I think. I miss, Kate?.
<<I think. I miss, Kate?.
R: 96 / I: 27
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
R: 7 / I: 0
"Agugu" music video found
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3D
R: 22 / I: 5
Kiss the boer, the farmer
Kiss the boer, the farmer
R: 13 / I: 2
I colored this in! WIP
I colored this in! WIP
R: 37 / I: 19
history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.
today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"… can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?
that's all that happened today… now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.
almost december… christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.
i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.
today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized
but then
"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"
even anne frank had more experience than me… if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance
furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not
to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate
history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.
today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"… can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?
that's all that happened today… now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.
almost december… christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.
i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.
today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized
but then
"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"
even anne frank had more experience than me… if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance
furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not
to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate
R: 10 / I: 3
zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
R: 21 / I: 7
how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle
how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle
R: 1 / I: 0
The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.
The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.
R: 17 / I: 2
im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about.
im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about.
R: 52 / I: 20
Art/edit request bread
I'm at the lowest of low in terms of mental health (snca) so I thought I'd make this thread for requests to get a purpose, i may or may not do them depending if its funny, i can also do edits
R: 2 / I: 1
Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses
Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses
R: 8 / I: 0
My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw)
My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw)
R: 121 / I: 72
So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:
1) The request must be about ongezellig in some way
2) You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
3) Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
4) Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)
Request Roulette
Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:
1) The request must be about ongezellig in some way
2) You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
3) Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
4) Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)
R: 13 / I: 18
Another 'editor drew a Zellig comic
Another 'editor drew a Zellig comic
R: 5 / I: 2
I always come back
Remember me?
It's me, the cob. I'll steal the 77777th GET this time.I always come back
R: 24 / I: 4
Went undercover in a zellig server these are the highlights
This is what zigger thinks of us geg
Went undercover in a zellig server these are the highlights
This is what zigger thinks of us geg
R: 15 / I: 7
why do massadonie and mainstrean zellig fags say this website killed the show? context.
why do massadonie and mainstrean zellig fags say this website killed the show? context.
R: 23 / I: 6
Do you think if we zellig fans restrained ourselves and kept our activity as covert as possible, would've massa kept on making deels?
Do you think if we zellig fans restrained ourselves and kept our activity as covert as possible, would've massa kept on making deels?
R: 3 / I: 1
>ongezelling mfs when they see a dutch person
>ongezelling mfs when they see a dutch person
R: 21 / I: 11
Who wants to colour this in
Who wants to colour this in
R: 12 / I: 4
why do aguguCHADS piss off shartycucks so much?
why do aguguCHADS piss off shartycucks so much?
R: 39 / I: 13
mlem kitty
mlem kitty
R: 2 / I: 0
zootbob please save us
zootbob please save us
R: 3 / I: 0
Game on the 'log
Game on the 'log
R: 19 / I: 2
It's a shame there aren't enough communities like ongezellig full of passionate tranny-hating autists.
It's a shame there aren't enough communities like ongezellig full of passionate tranny-hating autists.
R: 9 / I: 2
landstorm nederland mymy
hi its me again with another drawing, might make more, if you have any ideas on what xister and what theyre doing id love to know!
R: 3 / I: 0
test
test
R: 42 / I: 5
Vote is held every day
WHO DO WE VOTE FOR?
Even zoe there is a link to deel 1 + 2 on the third place, there is a link to some twitch account that has a link to a whole PLAYLIST of 'zellig, and it has 200+ more votes than link to deel 1 + 2, SO VOTE FOR THAT TWITCH ACCOUNT!
WHAT TO DO?
Voting is tied to your IP address and browser cookies. You WILL use DuckDuckGo/Firefox browser (available both on PC and phone). Follow this guide on how to vote infinitely.
1. Connect device to your cellular hotspot. If you're on your phone, use mobile data.
2. Vote for the TWITCH link.
3. Turn your hotspot off (this will reset your IP when you turn it back on). If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode on.
5. Hit the "clear tabs and data" button in the top right corner of Firefox/DuckDuckGo (this will clear your cookies). If you're on your phone, this button should be next to the address bar.
3. Turn your hotspot back on. If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode off.
4. Cause seethe
5. Rinse and repeat
VOTE HERE:
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
PARTICIPATE IN ZEMMY RAID
Basically, there is a project called "The Inked Link". A woman has a qr code tattoo on her arm which redirects to a site chosen by popular voteVote is held every day
WHO DO WE VOTE FOR?
Even zoe there is a link to deel 1 + 2 on the third place, there is a link to some twitch account that has a link to a whole PLAYLIST of 'zellig, and it has 200+ more votes than link to deel 1 + 2, SO VOTE FOR THAT TWITCH ACCOUNT!
WHAT TO DO?
Voting is tied to your IP address and browser cookies. You WILL use DuckDuckGo/Firefox browser (available both on PC and phone). Follow this guide on how to vote infinitely.
1. Connect device to your cellular hotspot. If you're on your phone, use mobile data.
2. Vote for the TWITCH link.
3. Turn your hotspot off (this will reset your IP when you turn it back on). If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode on.
5. Hit the "clear tabs and data" button in the top right corner of Firefox/DuckDuckGo (this will clear your cookies). If you're on your phone, this button should be next to the address bar.
3. Turn your hotspot back on. If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode off.
4. Cause seethe
5. Rinse and repeat
VOTE HERE:
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
R: 2 / I: 1
GIWTWM…
GIWTWM…
R: 17 / I: 6
Completed the schoolocaust in under 2:50
zem?
Completed the schoolocaust in under 2:50
zem?
R: 7 / I: 3
A new 'ttern...
…for memes or something
R: 44 / I: 13
>agugu es zarty culure o algo asi
Kill agugutrannies. Behead agugutrannies. Roundhouse kick an agugunigger into the concrete. Slam dunk an agugu plushie into the trashcan. Crucify filthy age regressors. Defecate in an aguguniggers food. Launch agugupedos into the sun. Stir fry aguguchinks in a wok. Toss aguguniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an agugutroons gas tank. Judo throw agugupedos into a wood chipper. Twist agugukike heads off. Report aguguniggers to the IRS. Karate chop agugufags in half. Curb stomp pregnant agugupooners. Trap aguguspics in quicksand. Crush aguguniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy agugutrannies in a vat of acid. Eat agugufags. Dissect agugufags. Exterminate agugupedos in the gas chamber. Stomp agugutranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aguguchinks in the oven. Lobotomize agugutrannies. Mandatory abortions for agugufags. Grind agugu plushies in the garbage disposal. Drown agugutrannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize agugukikes with a ray gun. Kick old agugutroons down the stairs. Feed aguguniggers to alligators. Slice agugufags with a katana.
>agugu es zarty culure o algo asi
Kill agugutrannies. Behead agugutrannies. Roundhouse kick an agugunigger into the concrete. Slam dunk an agugu plushie into the trashcan. Crucify filthy age regressors. Defecate in an aguguniggers food. Launch agugupedos into the sun. Stir fry aguguchinks in a wok. Toss aguguniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an agugutroons gas tank. Judo throw agugupedos into a wood chipper. Twist agugukike heads off. Report aguguniggers to the IRS. Karate chop agugufags in half. Curb stomp pregnant agugupooners. Trap aguguspics in quicksand. Crush aguguniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy agugutrannies in a vat of acid. Eat agugufags. Dissect agugufags. Exterminate agugupedos in the gas chamber. Stomp agugutranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aguguchinks in the oven. Lobotomize agugutrannies. Mandatory abortions for agugufags. Grind agugu plushies in the garbage disposal. Drown agugutrannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize agugukikes with a ray gun. Kick old agugutroons down the stairs. Feed aguguniggers to alligators. Slice agugufags with a katana.
R: 4 / I: 0
Anotha ruzzian art
Anotha ruzzian art
R: 8 / I: 5
'toss
>
'toss
>
R: 8 / I: 3
Oi, Zaryan skinheads arise!
Oi, Zaryan skinheads arise!
R: 11 / I: 2
This infographic is basically why I decided to stay on here rather than stay on the shitty.
This infographic is basically why I decided to stay on here rather than stay on the shitty.
R: 15 / I: 3
are zaryans extinct??
are zaryans extinct??