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why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8Coy vey
hey there zaryans! i wanted to kindly request that (YOU) send me all material there is about the layout of the 'zellig rooms and everything like the fucking uh idk how to explain and it sounds a bit weird but i promise it's for a good reason and if i won't be a lazy little fuck there might something come out of this but who knows, people send all material that could shows designs/rooms from the show, and just sets in general all we know, for example maya's room coco's and so on, classroom everything you have that can help layout shit or whatever is good, i may not tell what this is for just yet but i promise it'll be worth it as long as i'll actually go through with muh plan please help out.LGBTQ+ Inclusion
Hello, one of the admins here.Begging to be taught by drawGODS ITT
why am i so fucking terrible at drawing and frankly everything in life, is it my retardation? probably. but still, i just can't shit out anything good besides coal I CAN'T DRAW! and that's why i wanted to kindly beg you drawGODS to teach me, please, just teach me from like THE basics i don't know shit i don't know how any of it works i'm terrible but i wanna learn that's the first step right? please don't let me down people pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelooking for a zem
Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have itAnother message from Leakage
Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.Anti -
I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope