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R: 40 / I: 8
my honest take:
Mymy carries this show and being the face of it while Maya, which supposed to be the main character, doesnt receive as much attention as Mymy does even if the entire show is focused on Maya.
R: 8 / I: 0
Agugu sphere won!
R: 14 / I: 2

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Dynmap: http://185.155.220.111:8123
(You need to do /webregister in-game to see o algo)
>No mods required
>1.16.5
>Cracked
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>On an earth map
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>Create towns, wage wars, start your empire, perform your fantasy larp TODAY!!
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>Auctionhouse
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FAQ
>Is it active?
More than soycraft
>Is it ran by soyjak party or soysphere sites?
no
>Is there a wiki page?
MORE INFO AT: https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyworld
R: 36 / I: 12

101 Ways Massa Could've Made More Money+Exposure With Zellig (or any project of his)

>Making 'tok/YTShorts
>Making merchandise (technically he has with the petjeaf artpieces, but clearly not far enough and still no way to buy things like Tshirts, posters or Mymy Dolls)
>Open up literally every possible avenue for accepting cash (Patreon, Gumroad, Ko-Fi, etc.)
>^This also includes opening up Channel memberships on his already, relatively large YouTube channel for people to give him cash directly.
>Shill on multiple Social sites with official accounts ("b-b-b-but muh social media iz canc-ACK" says the faggot who says he "doesn't read comments" about what people think of zellig. If you didn't care then there's no reason not to shill as hard as you could.)
>Opening up a Crypto wallet for his more schizo viewers
>Occasional livestream of him working/gaming getting free Donos
>Find a way of accepting sponsorships to insert into your animations if you truly are about that grind and don't give a fuck what others would say about it.
>Do some undercover guerrilla marketing making memes/"funny moments compilations" of his animations (not unlike what Zaryans and normie zelligfans do already but probably make them less chuddy for general audiences)
>Rub shoulders with larger creators (this could be anyone (you) think would fit best to be with in order to obtain the best growth and viewer retention for his work)
>Get into Game Development ('assa's artstyle is certainly unique and I really think there is a market for his "look" to fit in and stand out in the sea of Indie games. Whether that be a Visual Novel or something more ambitious, people would probably give it a fair shake since it looks good. I mean making games certainly pays more than making cartoons for the most part.
That's all I have for now, post other bag opportunities he's missing out on.
R: 9 / I: 2

Running in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU
R: 3 / I: 1
>Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if Fagnkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
>Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
>No fucking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
>Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
>TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.
R: 6 / I: 1
In an epic showdown of Skibidi Toilet vs. Ongezellig, Mymy takes center stage, wielding her unmatched sigma charisma. With a captivating presence, she effortlessly dismantles the toilet-headed foes.

Meanwhile, the camera guy steps in to confront them, but Maya unleashes her signature femcel scent, causing him to glitch out like a faulty video game. Sensing the moment, Vera primes for the finishing move, swinging her beer bottle and delivering a stunning blow right to his head.

Cleo catches sight of the scientist reveling in his own world. Without missing a beat, she rallies her crew—aptly dubbed the Suicide Squad—and springs into action, overwhelming him with their sheer energy (aka they jump him like the crips).

As chaos unfolds, the rest of the class finds themselves in disarray—caught up in the madness of the unforgettable clash. It’s a wild ride, and the stakes couldn’t be higher!
R: 59 / I: 10

Race mixing

Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).
<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.
R: 31 / I: 9
>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens

>Zarty gets spammed

>Spam continues for a week, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 agugu edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on the ZelligBooru, the board gets locked 15 times, site goes down for the day, site goes back up with the jannies manually moving threads, deleting posts, leaking your post history and enabling IDs to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 200 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is organic and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Twitter makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are evil fucking zarty chuds, he gets doxed after 5 posts in a /raid/ thread, he gets exposed of having an inactive Discord account, Zaryans declare in unison that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" the original spammers are based zaryans, thread with a mymy serious hat + fact sign gets posted on /q/, asking Zoot to move every "cord thread" to /qa/, he fucking does, the wiki gets spammed again, fourth faction joins in and pedofalseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, every Zaryan spams the /q/ thread again asking Zoot to get rid of the demoralizers, nothing becomes of that, 7 year old zellig variant gets accused of being pedophilic because faction 4 posted it, the Ongezellig Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of unsourced completely made up garbage about how the variant was always pedostone discord brimstone, no one believes it but the rest of the Soysphere and the variant gets banned everywhere else, Ongezellig gets registered as an alt-right dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 300 replies about how the factions came from Reddit gets created, they decide to raid the Twitter #ongezellig tag instead, site breaks for a hour, thread on /qa/ finding "extreme evidence" of all of the factions being pedophiles gets posted, it also contains previously notorious Zaryans, everyone clutches their pearls and then forgets about it, the Zooru gets now spammed with 5 TBs of CP, Zute intervenes, leaks the IPs of every zooru poster and says he has already cleared the spam, the faction which spammed the booru now gets connected to faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following), which is now considered bad and "Reelcacas behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method instead, one Xitter namefag who browsed the site once shoots up a school which is considered a "MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the blackest vantablack nigger you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Ongezellig Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes iceberg about the community with 100k views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to the Zarty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, r/zellig posts about the incomprehensible ongezellig website, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Skirmish of 1-2-34ZFADADWPTSDTZ Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it, only to get completely removed the next day
R: 59 / I: 51
zoleg
R: 8 / I: 6
>Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 2 / I: 2
You're too late to set the captcha janny.
R: 2 / I: 2
Man i'm tired
R: 3 / I: 1
nigger
R: 0 / I: 0
'ZELLIG COALLY THOUGH
COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THOUGH
GOT THE 'JAKKY THOUGH
JANNY IS A TRANNY THOUGH
R: 3 / I: 1
>Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 0 / I: 0
which 'cord forced 'zelig?
R: 2 / I: 2
i came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes then you'll see the size of the flames.
dwelling on the past, it's burning up my brain.
everyone that burns has to learn from the pain.
R: 14 / I: 0

coco cosplay from xitter

coco cosplay from xitter
R: 8 / I: 2
>To be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle.
<I'M A GOOD NOODLE I'M A GOOD NOODLE
>You'll get this star back, when you've earned it.
<NOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 26 / I: 9
guys i have a theory
R: 9 / I: 6

Massa privated this video from one of his channels

I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FZfopHF67JE
R: 4 / I: 2
'arty is down so i came here to check in on zelligsissies. how are you doing?
R: 24 / I: 8
Today is the first anniversary of the Update 130
R: 12 / I: 5
>zelligsters get their own ib
>log gets instantly deorangified
>frogcels get their own ib
>log does not get degreenified at all
ZIU NOW CHUDDIES
OIU
MymyIU
R: 11 / I: 3
<she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
>she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
R: 39 / I: 11
wake up babe, new zellig boogeyman dropped
R: 16 / I: 6

/ziki/ thread

Do you want to add, edit, or delete a page because you don't like it? Then welcome here!
Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.
R: 6 / I: 1
ONGEZELLIG UNOFFICIALLY CONTINUED DEEL 1 JUST DROPPED HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIeYU4b8FQ
R: 16 / I: 9
this might be the last shitsphere splinter to actually survive and be active. you have my respect zellig posters.
R: 6 / I: 1
Where do you swipe?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya Watches Her Second Favorite Show(Second To Tentacle Hentai)
R: 7 / I: 1
don't know how well known this is but this channel hosts a bunch of videos with the official zellig voice actors

https://www.youtube.com/@GelijkGestemdproducties
R: 8 / I: 1
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
R: 223 / I: 98
He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
R: 4 / I: 1
Obsessed much? (Redditor's 'cord)
R: 47 / I: 25
Microsoft released a new AI preview and it's pretty zemmy. You VVILL make AI slop of the 'ligs. https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat
Select Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental for the model in the preview section and select images and text for the output. Keep temperature low otherwise it makes uncanny jartytier OCs more often than not.
R: 12 / I: 3
New 'urry
R: 8 / I: 2

what's yours is ours actually

shalom my niggas, i hereby declare the zarty as the new sharty for banned sharty users, kind of like the first purpose of sharty was when people were getting banned on 4cuck ZWABAG
R: 18 / I: 6
itt we post coco coded (cocoded) characters
R: 2 / I: 0

Asocial, but in Dutch is still active

The subject says it all
(Note: the image on the left was taken on March 2nd)
R: 6 / I: 1
>Maya is a mutt whose father bleached a cute and valid SEAcel
>Yfke is a Germanic mutt
>Cleo is probably half a mutt since she's from Curaçao (Netherlands's bleaching island)
>Mymy larping as white (dutch)
>Probably other characters if Massa wasn't a SLF
What did Massa mean by this?
R: 11 / I: 2
Wake up Zaryans, new cute and valid Maya cosplay has dropped from RedditAryanHeaven
R: 9 / I: 3
ZELLIGSISSIES WHATS THIS, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING WHITE CHILDREN DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE HECKIN' KEYED ARYANS OR SOMETHING.
R: 66 / I: 16
I HATE SHARTY BCUZ THEY BANNED ME FOR SAYING THE F WORD
R: 26 / I: 8
i want to believe what this is non canon
R: 12 / I: 5

I made an soyzellig theme song/rap

We are Ongezellig
Loyal and proud
We have our own rules
we don't go with the crowd,
Browsing down the zarty
all day and night
r/zellig
go away
you're in for a fright.

That's cus we don't give a damn
We say what we think
Like Maya and her films
this site tickles us pink
Born in the sharty,
and raised on the zarty
4cuck users need a shower
you guys really stink.

At the end of the day
we are the true 'zellig fans
Not even update 130
can break down all our plans

From Mymy
to Maya
and Coco and Vera

We are soyzellig.party
and we bring the terror.

*mic drop*
R: 32 / I: 17

Post Roos

The most underrated character
R: 13 / I: 3

ARG?

Is this supposed to be an ARG or some passion project of a Zaryan? Looks cool regardless albeit.

The Twitter:-
https://x.com/schoppenbot

The website in their bio:-
https://ongezellig.com/
R: 38 / I: 18
It's very thoroughly over
R: 64 / I: 24
on the log
R: 29 / I: 14
ITT we act like on a 'zellig /co/ thread
R: 4 / I: 2
>die, jap whore
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN' DUTCH JUST LIKE Y-ACK!
R: 23 / I: 8
new 'eel
R: 22 / I: 7
>showing porn in class
How come this bitch never gets flak for EPIing her entire classroom? Is being stupid an excuse to do that? Is it acceptable to fake being stupid to do that? And also the fact that she gets supported by her friends, shows that Coco is no better than a DSL waffleskinned obsessed boercaca
R: 57 / I: 15

new zellig videogame

zelligfanx here

I am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add

regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
R: 57 / I: 31

Time for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl

You WILL vote now ok?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
R: 12 / I: 7
finally got around to watching the deel 6 reanimated collab months after it was finished (i was sleepy ok?)
it's funny how the only worthwhile thing to come out of the 'zellig fandom was what supposedly killed it (snopes fact check this please)
R: 106 / I: 20

40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore

00:40 - Canon Illustrations
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
R: 17 / I: 6
Was going to post this in /oc/ but it's locked.
Mymy and Maya phone backgrounds, I'll make Coco and Vera later.
R: 22 / I: 0
Zoot closed le /oc/ board, but there's still threads with worthwhile discussion. Post links to them and I'll move it here.
R: 16 / I: 4

ONGEZELLIG THE MOVIE SET TO RELEASE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
R: 13 / I: 3
>obesity denial syndrome
R: 5 / I: 0
What the frack?
R: 5 / I: 0
>Maya is my favorite because her depression is very similar to mine and she gives off strong trans vibes
R: 18 / I: 2

Why the fuck do I love this show so much?

Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.

I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.

I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.

What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
R: 32 / I: 9
New zellig artist dropped on xitter
R: 5 / I: 3
Zaryans…………..
R: 2 / I: 0
For what purpose was /oc/ closed?
R: 5 / I: 0
Hi can you guys help me, thanks
R: 11 / I: 4
Been trying to draw a lot lately. My ADD is making it difficult for me to draw more thoughie. I would like some ideas from (You) if you have any, ideas I would like to draw in the foreseeable future. I do have a few commitments at the moment, but I can probably draw an idea or two on the side.

Many thanks, Zaryans.
R: 37 / I: 12
>ik vind maya heel gezellig
R: 3 / I: 1
Just look at the chat. This is so hilarious.
R: 10 / I: 3

drawfag thread

I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
R: 15 / I: 4
marge
R: 20 / I: 16
>yeah i'm a fan of maya how could you tell?
R: 9 / I: 6

Mymy Birthday

Happy birthday Mymy.
R: 28 / I: 3

Games/Software ideas

I've got a few projects that I will eventually work on, but before that, I was wondering if any zaryan had ideas for a small piece of 'lig related software/game?
R: 18 / I: 12
Happy birthday Mymy from ongezellig ❤️
R: 3 / I: 0
Gem i found on the 'tok
R: 4 / I: 0
got very bored lol
R: 17 / I: 4
Favourite scene?
R: 12 / I: 3
nu mymy cosplay from xitter
R: 7 / I: 3
<Hoi Kiki, you know who else likes mollusk love in ancient Japan?
R: 0 / I: 0
chat am i cooked
R: 7 / I: 2
>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her…
R: 8 / I: 3
did anyone find the secret in ongezellig hit?
R: 38 / I: 9
Don't pretend you don't like it.
R: 58 / I: 22

This was not a coincidence

From the analogous colour scheme they both share to the shape of Vera's hair resembling an Octopus. These were all a deliberate choices by studio massa. Question is why?
R: 2 / I: 0

happy birthday

happy birthday mymy (and me)
R: 4 / I: 1

'lig on Google Maps

our response?
R: 20 / I: 8
"Yeah im a fan of _"

>Coco

<Maya
^Mymy
Vera
R: 3 / I: 2

mymy form ongellegig birth day!!!!

Bitrhday mymy ongegzligg
R: 8 / I: 2
How to learn dutch?
R: 29 / I: 6
would
R: 11 / I: 3
HOLY SHIT
R: 6 / I: 0
What is it about Ongezellig that made the community what it is?
R: 12 / I: 4

"Unnamed Dutch High School"

I found the 'zellig school in real life, it's the Eerde International boarding school
https://eerde.com/
R: 3 / I: 2
Kill yourselves tranny faggots