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 No.2080[Reply]

How do we get Sam Hyde to watch Ongezellig and get him to buy it since Kuz is kill?

 No.13281

good idea

 No.13282

>>13281
This thread is 5 months old you obsessed belgian

 No.13367

donate lots of money

 No.13778

i really wanna hear him roast it now



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 No.701[Reply]

mayo if she
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 No.1202

If she what

 No.1203

…If she what?, asshole.

 No.1217

>>1203
if she did your mom

 No.13772

lig
lig
lig

 No.13773

>>13772
negated



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 No.13749[Reply]

.
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 No.13755


 No.13756

This show has an unique ability of attracting the worst kind of degenerates and pedos I have never seen before.

 No.13757

>>13753
I thought that is nothing that could surpass the impudence of that thread on screenshot

So, I was mistaking, get the "the most insane amoral joke of the year" award

 No.13758


 No.13761

objectively speaking it is a trvth (not sayings its le good im just saying it fits their personalities)



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 No.13728[Reply]

Save all the zellig threads


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 No.10347[Reply]

GEM ALARM
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 No.10378

imagine having the lower half of your body being blown off by mymy missile

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 No.10445

Imagine firing this bad boy directly into Tel Aviv

 No.10447

Last thing belgians see before being obliterated:

 No.13713

bumo



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 No.13619[Reply]

Just found out that Maya, is Austronesian huh…
I… I need a moment
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 No.13675

>>13673
>>13664
can't you retards tell the difference between indian pajeets and "indian" americans (native north or south americans who are basically just asians (just like maya) who moved there a long time ago)

 No.13677

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>>13675
only 2% indigenous population doe

 No.13680

>>13673
It's even worse. As Maya's father is Surinamese, xe can be a jeet-nigger-javanese-indigenous mutt ximself, which would make Maya a jeet-nigger-javanese-indigenous-chinese-indonesian mutt, something that doesn't even have a name in the mutt taxonomy.

 No.13681

you can see maya going into a toilet in one of the epsiodes (3 or 4 i think) which is more than enough to prove that she is not a pajeet

 No.13687

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>>13619 source?



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 No.13407[Reply]

Attention fellow 'liggers.
The troon whose twitter account was leaked on the Zarty a few days ago is still active, on xhis backup account. Go on the link below and reply under xhis tweet with anti-troon zarty gems.
https://twitter.com/Boyslut_ratmode
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 No.13599

>>13582
ZIR YES ZIR

 No.13606

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>>13444
Or it could just mean xhe doesn’t have the time to put up with ur nonsense

 No.13612

>>13606
Fate of all raidees

 No.13614

does anyone have all xer pics downloaded? for um doxing or something

 No.13616

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>does anyone have all xer pics downloaded? for um doxing or som-ACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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 No.13579[Reply]

I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa used

This is the official music that Massa used in Ongezellig (a zaryan posted this a while back, I don't want credit)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tfYoqqbfb4gOdZNQRQRS_VtzZbiBu-J0

 No.13600

we scared xim (sorry moki nigga come back homeboy we good n shieeee homie dawg)



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 No.13351[Reply]

God I'm still coping and seething about the fact that 'zellig is discontinued. This show just have so much potential man. Fuck.
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 No.13423

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>>13422
3 years?

 No.13424

>>13390
>>13422
hopefully all the troons will have ACKed themselves by then

 No.13436

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>>13422
I will wait…trvst the plan

 No.13437

>>13364
i would kill myself if he only shipped to the netherlands

 No.13555

>>13422
3 years… so much could happen in 3 years, think for a little while. I reckon none of it will be good



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 No.6996[Reply]

Turkey Tom's thumbnail about Ongezellig. New toss?

 No.6997

new 'urkey 'om

 No.6998

gem

 No.6999

gemerald

 No.7002

ngl mymy looks the type to talk to children, but personally this image is a gemerald but thats just me.

 No.13547

Its going to be real very soon. Trvst me



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 No.13464[Reply]

>no posts 20 hours

 No.13465

meds

 No.13514

xer face when i finger her pucci

 No.13517

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 No.13545

>>13514
Dustiest coomerstone



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 No.13469[Reply]

hoooly zemerald
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 No.13477

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>>13473
>quating

 No.13478

>>13476
unity better

 No.13479

>>13469
Why can’t all zaryans just leave cord already?

 No.13481

>>13479
Because its massacord normiefags.

 No.13529

will they get their clothes removed if they take damage? otherwise i'm not interested



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 No.13139[Reply]

Somebody draw this, but instead of the old man replace Mymy.
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 No.13287

>>13284
mega zemerald

 No.13299

>>13284
zemmy

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 No.13520

damn i knew maᛋᛋa was an oldfag but i didn't expect THAT kek

 No.13526

>>13284
gem albeit should be VOC flag and such, inaccurate……..



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 No.13046[Reply]

Daily reminder that you are loved
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 No.13220

up

 No.13496

up

 No.13497

i love you too

 No.13506

>>13046
i dont think so

 No.13512

daily reminder xhe's made for BWC



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 No.13069[Reply]

BilingualGODS what is she saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFNfESzTSQ
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 No.13170

>>13156
sir we are not one but many

 No.13175

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>>13156
antigoonGODS

 No.13239

>>13090
kleptocratic prodigy

 No.13489

>>13156
He's right doe, Kiki is built to breed strong Dutch sailors for the VOC navy

 No.13492

>>13140
this is what mens did back in the day taking a crazy girl home and keeping her barefoot and pregnant so she dont harmed society due female stupidity. "Go to pirate school…moving to somalia… i already bought an AK-47", she is a international scandal waiting to happen.



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 No.13380[Reply]

>'zelligcacas are pedophiles
only in ohio
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 No.13400

>>13399
your clitty is leaking again xir

 No.13402

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>your clitty is leaking again x-ACK

 No.13403

>>13380
But I want to fug Vera not the kids THOUGH

 No.13404

>>13399
Trvthfvl zem

 No.13438

can someone please please please post that one vocaroo of maya thoughie though though



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 No.13311[Reply]

vat if Mymy was a sisa and she would only chase nerds
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 No.13339

sexo

 No.13343

>>13311
>implying mymy wasn't sisa

 No.13349

>>13311

science? fauci? oh my. oh my my

 No.13427

would actually be cute if she didn't have the boon lips

 No.13428

>>13427
cute since she has the boon lips



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 No.8672[Reply]

Glory to the zarty
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 No.9358

it cannot and im too lazy to post photo of it

 No.9359

>>9358
it takes a while to load

 No.9369

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retrofags unite

 No.9370

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>>9369
the feels, man…

 No.13401

>>9369
Real!



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 No.12222[Reply]

Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
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 No.13180

>>13136
Screenshots? I didn't download this normieshit

 No.13184

>>13180
Use picuki. Also its ik_drink_inkt not ik_drinkt_ink.

 No.13241

>>13114
We must protect the girls from nigger hands

 No.13253

>>13184
Just gib da link, ok?

 No.13301




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 No.13266[Reply]

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
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 No.13268

marge i thought they were the same thing

 No.13269

>>13266
What kind of Café serves potato chips anyways?

 No.13270

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>sorre sar, it is ramadan, we don't sarve food at this time of day, come back after sunset

 No.13271

(((they))) are trying to change your culture
also this isn't zellig janny rape and move this thread

 No.13272

Moved to >>>/qa/3679.



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 No.13083[Reply]

>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
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 No.13091

>>13083
Let it rest over a cup of warm Milk. Then eat it and enjoy the molten caramel, while occasionally washing down the bites with warm beverage.

 No.13112

>>13083
suicide :/

 No.13126

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>>13112
only option tbh

 No.13127

>>13087
>eating raw loaves of toast le bad
1st worlders I…

 No.13238

>>13127
>toast tastes… LE GOOD
secondworlders i…



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 No.10535[Reply]

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
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 No.10679

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>>10677

109 zaryans you dumb FAGGOT!

 No.10681

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>>10679
>WOW I HECKIN LOVE PRECISE NUMBERS ROUNDING UP OR DOWN IS LE BAAAD

 No.10811

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>>10681
>BUT WHEN YOUR MAKINGIGN FUN OF SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO USEE PRECISE NUMBERSSSS

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 No.13227

bumo



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 No.13169[Reply]

"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"

 No.13178

Oy vey, mate



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 No.13168[Reply]

make this but with the pirate girl please


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 No.13163[Reply]

mym y

 No.13164

'rang

 No.13166

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>>13164
true lmao. felt awkward drawing below the neck if I wasn't actually going to draw a neck

 No.13167

>>13166
no doubt it looks good, better than anything i could muster.



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 No.13054[Reply]

You namefags are fucking retarded, just get yourself a tripcode and no one can fake you

https://orph.link/tripgen
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 No.13076

Just add #Key after your name.
Like this: Zaryan#Key and the tripcode will appear.
>new namefag appeared

 No.13077

>>13076
don't tell them

 No.13079

>>13072
maybe we should get rid of the namefield or tripcodes so namefags are eternally falseflagged which is gemmy

 No.13080

I was gonna ask if this site even supported trips

 No.13081

>>13080
its a imageboard retard
>>13079
zoot do this



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 No.12949[Reply]

Coal or bedrock?
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 No.13061

Belgstone that destroying the Zarty

 No.13064

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>>12949
Antimatter spawned from the deepest darkest singularity of a supermassive black hole

 No.13065

maya is canonically a 'phile so this drawing is actually a shining trvthstone thoughbeitever though

 No.13066

CookedHaitianSkinAndFlesh Nigger Coal

 No.13068

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>>13065
>maya is canonically a 'phile
>you WILL not question this



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 No.836[Reply]

…a Dutch cartoon with a dedicated English 4chan-style forum to it?
Passion is passion i guess.
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 No.13016

>>13015
THIS THREAD IS 5 MONTHS OLD YOU OBSESSED BELGIAN

 No.13021

>>13016
it was made by a legend, it should be bumped

 No.13031

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>>13015
Gem, forgot about this

 No.13038

>>838
soyzellig is an alt chan, chud

 No.13045

>>13038
yeah, but we are sharty like, not 4chan like, black trans queen



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 No.12858[Reply]

thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4Q

- Me
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 No.12863

so….. fvcking…… zased……

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 No.13022

GG
Congratulations on your self-torture section.
1 hour in you still good, 2 hours still kinda holding on, 3 hours in and beyond is just pain. Good therapy for ADD.

 No.13029

>>12976
its real trust

 No.13030

>>13022
yeah these 10 hour videos do this thing where the first section (1-3) hours is slow, the mid section (4-6) is fast and then the (7-10) is slow. But I had fun and it was worth it for Maya, Mymy and Coco



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 No.13005[Reply]

Hi zaryans, i am working on a 'zellig sparta remix
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 No.13009

>>13007
It's too expected

We all know that zarty users ALWAYS support da remixes and covers

 No.13012

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I am now on my phone, i posted this on my ps vita (i just did okay!)
the base is sparta emanation ahe (again)

 No.13013

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i really should dig for more samples

 No.13018

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heres a small part of it, i know the sample is very overedited

>Your request looks automated; Post disc-ACKKKKK

 No.13019

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>>13018
OHHH MIJ HEER THAT'S SOOOO GEMMY



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