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 No.80063[Reply]

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 No.80603

>>80602
i look like that and say that

 No.80997

>>80206
Btw start calling this guy by his actual name Igor Buyakov, the obsessed RuZZyan ESL redditcuck GEEEEEEEEEEEG, better watch what you post slavoid

 No.81007

>>80997
A dox? On my zarty? I must be dreaming!

 No.81008

>>81007
need a list of all doxeralds ever which have occured on the zarty

 No.81010

>>81007
It's more likely than (You) think



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 No.80988[Reply]

How would maya feel if she was shot by a obese dravidian pajeet troon from belgium

 No.80990

average day in europe

 No.80991

all the shit threads are made by the 'jeet, saged

 No.80992

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>>80990
dnb of a continent, shut it down already

 No.80994

>>80992
Europe needs to send back Mudslimes back and import South East Asian chads (Maya/Ravi/Soei genetics) into their country



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 No.80359[Reply]

new 'eel

 No.80360

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SOMEBODY KILL THIS THING

 No.80367

>>80359
this is what all foids look like btw

 No.80369

Spawn of Satan

 No.80984

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>>80359
Holy fuck those bobs are massive saar
India number 1 super power 2030



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 No.80858[Reply]

my exams are fucking over and coal content will resume NIGGERS…(i need ideas). Jeet this side btw.
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 No.80937

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 No.80938


 No.80943

>>80937
When a belgian does something so anti-netherlandic so you hit him with the mutt-face

 No.80953

>>80937
me looking at /brabant/

 No.80980

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>>80937
>What the fuck! Why are modern dutch men wasting their precious seed on pajeetas instead of sowing their seeds in my farm!?!?
<maam dats very racist of you maam india numbuh sooperpooper one bak chodi desi bagapoo poo



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 No.12016[Reply]

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this pPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.80892

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>>12016
something something maya is trans or whatever because my name is robin and everyone is trans and im trans and i have a nose ring and im ugly and everything is actually le trans

 No.80894

>>80892
NO ARROW

 No.80896

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>>80894
i don't even care at this point… i just want to punish everyone who's wronged me…

 No.80940

>>80896
Turn the other cheek lil yn bro🥀

 No.80951

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 No.80839[Reply]

it's literally impossible to enter the sharty with tor or a vpn right now. you can't even lurk it doesn't even let you in the site. how did it get this bad?
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 No.80863

>>80843
fuck you 31 year old unemployed Coco racebaiter

 No.80865

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>>80863
hey me here, just want you to know I'm practicing to draw Coco rn, and I'm gonna add BBC to her. And there's nothing you can do about it. See you later in a future zellig thread somewhere, just wait ok you vaffanculo piece of scheisse.

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 No.80899

>>80865
>>80843
Stealing someone other's personality and larping as him is bad bruh

 No.80941

>>80899
All niggers deserve what they sow my crackalacka



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 No.80475[Reply]

Darkerst coal ever extracted from the deepest depths of niggerhell
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 No.80884

>>80844
Where did you even find this fucking creature?

 No.80885

>>80844
holy shit mymybros WE can’t stop winning ❤️

 No.80890

>>80885
Are you tired of winning, Mymybros?

 No.80912

>>80854
Instagram, its a save europe like account but with ongezellig and the Brazilian municipality paulo lopes snca

 No.80914

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>nosotros eramos euros y mierda



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 No.80517[Reply]

Cleo is having a gang war with moroccan mafia, only in Drenthe💀💀💀💀💀
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 No.80757

>>80753
Maargeeee

 No.80758

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>>80755
SHUT THA FUCK UP YT BITCH I DID NOT 😭✋🏿

 No.80770

>>80757
>The word ryona (リョナ, ryona, a portmanteau of ryōki ("seeking the bizarre") and onanī ("masturbation")) is a type of sexual fetish in hentai wherein a protagonist is subject to sexual, physical, or psychological abuse from an offender. The term is mostly used in connection to Japanese culture, although the themes of misogyny, misandry, sadomasochism, schadenfreude, compassion, exoticism, and extreme erotica is seen in many other cultures.

The term ryona almost exclusively refers to the action of a distressed woman being abused and dominated by men at an extreme level as its narrative centerpiece. Most of the abuses portrayed are similar to human rights violations and crimes against women with grave punishments.
>Ero guro (Japanese: エログロ) is an artistic genre that puts its focus on eroticism, sexual corruption, and decadence.[1] As a term, it is used to denote something that is both erotic and grotesque.

The term itself is an example of wasei-eigo, a Japanese combination of English words or abbreviated words: ero from erotic and guro from grotesque.[2] The "grotesqueness" implied in the term refers to things that are malformed, unnatural, or horrific.
yep, issa jappen brimstone

 No.80775

>>80770
Oh so rape, actually nuke Japan off the map, Mymy was right

 No.80824

we slidin on coco's parents with cleo on foenem grave



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 No.80483[Reply]

RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!
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 No.80575

aint this the artist that made xher own zellig fancomic? the style looks similar

 No.80577

>>80575
which one? But I don't remember anything like that therefore meds and zolpidem

 No.80578

>>80577
it’s >>75600 YOU are the one in dire need of meds and zolpidem nigga

 No.80579

>>80578
Marge xhey look like two different people, can we get a fact-check?

 No.80823

mimi looks gemmy tho



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 No.80798[Reply]

Where do Maya's imaginary friends come from?
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 No.80800

>>80799
What? I know they are in the deels but there are no other sources about them

 No.80801

>>80800
PseudoGET

 No.80802


 No.80806

>>80802
Yeah but absolutely nothing about the one in yellow

 No.80807

>>80806
Well if we take the comics as le canon
>Oh my Robert Downrh Jr. just like theorycrafting the MCU!
Epke was seen on a bus, and is a real person, while Enke was not, but should be a similarly real person Maya interacted with once and never saw again. I do remember DOUGH that there was supposed to be a comic and continuation to Maya's Conversation where Maya actually ends up going to the concert with these two guys. It also would be interesting to write something about how a conversation with Enke would go instead (the one on the roof doesn't count)



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 No.80698[Reply]

so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE
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 No.80786

ADAM IS MONGOLIAN YOU NIGGERS

 No.80787

>>80786
NO MONGOLIAN IS NAMED ADAM

 No.80789

Adam is a churka but not an East Asian. I think he may be an Iranian/Turk/any other muslim MENA nation.

 No.80790

>>80786
>>80787
Asian on asian violence

 No.80791

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>>80787
he’s mongolian because… HE JUST IS, OK???



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 No.80779[Reply]

New 4/20 toss

 No.80781

>>80779
Bit late nigga, also that smoke is looking dry



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 No.80701[Reply]

>one batch of nazi cookies, white supremacist flavour please
<what Nazi cookies
>oh the zarties of course
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 No.80749

File: 1745956261158.png (84.33 KB, 403x649, ClipboardImage.png)

>Lorenzo?
>….
>KYS LORENZOBONZILEVELZUZNOOKXOOTSOOTDOLLFROOTROOTMOOTHIRORAPEAPE/CO/PEDOTRANNYSHITSKIN FROM BELGIUM KYS KYS KYS KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE DEMORALIZER NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT DISCORD REDDIT TWITTER TUMBRL DEVIANTART R34 JASSYCUCK BANTU WAFFLESKIN GROOMER TROON COOMER COALER YURIFAG GRIMPEDO NIGGER CUCK

 No.80760

>>80748
Hello fellow namefag
- Veragooner95

 No.80761

>>80760
sup
-xXPedophileGamingXx

 No.80764

>>80761
>xXPedophileGamingXx
Literally /co/
- Veragooner95

 No.80765

>>80733
BWC and stroopwaffels
-Mayarapist88



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 No.80441[Reply]

Which artstyle do we like more?
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 No.80566

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>>>80465
>I coom to her everyday and there's nothing you can do about it fucker XD

 No.80568

>>80543
There's nothing (You) can't do about it faggot. Your gooning addiction is your problem jartycuck.

 No.80569

>>80543
>XD
hi 31 year old unemployed Coco racebaiter

 No.80570

File: 1745904395441.jpg (40.71 KB, 948x862, i like to watch.jpg)

>>>80543
>There's nothing (You) can't do about it faggot. Your gooning addiction is your problem jartycuck.

 No.80729

>>80441
Both are fine, but No. 1 is superior



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 No.80666[Reply]

>the maiden
<the mother
^the crone

 No.80668

nigger

 No.80669

build for bbc btw

 No.80670

>>80669
2 minutes ago award

 No.80671


 No.80672

I expected Coco to be the maiden



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 No.63283[Reply]

>Alright nigga be honest with me now tell me the truth my nigga

>Have you ever been fucked this good?


<NO KING


>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED THIS GOOD


<NO KING


>ARE YOU SERIOUS MY NIGGA?


<
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 No.63761

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 No.63762

fuck this shitty captcha i hope zoot overdoses on vodka like the obsessed shitalalalalalan he is

 No.63763

File: 1740396646796.png (40.26 KB, 598x726, ClipboardImage.png)

>Fuck this captcha or something

 No.63764

File: 1740397024117.jpg (38.38 KB, 680x566, 1694284288185.jpg)

>Fuck this captcha or something

 No.80663

>>63762
no arrow therefore



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 No.80616[Reply]

Zarties are in, stroopwaffels are out
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 No.80651

>>80648
Soyquoting 101 for 'jakdummies

 No.80654

>>80630
should i attach this in the mail

 No.80655

>>80654
Do it

 No.80656

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>>80655
ok…

 No.80659

>>80656
>no freckles
Nigga..



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 No.80520[Reply]

What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died
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 No.80522

File: 1745886175147.mp4 (49.59 KB, 272x270, 1PCdIZeRRiiS3yNj.mp4)

>>80521
Nigga cat nigga chicken

 No.80523

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>>80522
no hablo espanol ese

 No.80525

>>80520
maya’s cat is the most underrated character in the lore, pretty much responsible for all the things why maya turned out the way xhe is

 No.80542

I would eat Noga because that is a one plump cat and look at those tender succulent meat, roasted cat meat, yum!

 No.80608

>>80520
In one of the unused episode concepts Noga was meant to be put down, she was supposed to die all along and was sent to her grandparents (probably Ravi's) when the sisters were first adopted
Source: https://www.snopes.com/



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 No.80264[Reply]

>I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA
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 No.80554

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>You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80557

File: 1745898598599.png (1.03 MB, 1473x1061, ClipboardImage.png)

You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80559

File: 1745898671082.png (2.21 MB, 738x1600, ClipboardImage.png)

>You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80562

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>>80559
Nobody looks like that.

 No.80563

File: 1745902132931.png (494.02 KB, 720x720, ClipboardImage.png)

>>>80559 (You)
>Nobody looks like that.



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 No.80288[Reply]

Would Mymy get laser surgery to make her eyes blue?
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 No.80290

>>80289
HOLY SHIT JUST KYS AGUGUPEDO

 No.80291

File: 1745787209557.png (145.62 KB, 281x325, gag.png)

>holygugu shitgugu justgugu kysgugu agugupedogugu

 No.80293

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 No.80297

>>80293
earrape award

 No.80547

Mymy must meet Jewish doctosss to make eye blue so she can enter agartha



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 No.80476[Reply]

>>>>>cross imageboard zellig dueling


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 No.80295[Reply]

What if Coco but nut, Coconut?
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 No.80365

File: 1745805337548-0.jpeg (21.98 KB, 415x739, presentatiecoco.jpeg)

File: 1745805337548-1.mp3 (4.91 MB, The coconut song but It's ….mp3)

Faggoys didn't lurk the AI thread so do I have to repost it here again

 No.80413

File: 1745840062514.gif (204.76 KB, 384x384, happycoco.gif)

>>80365
HOLY SHIT

 No.80425

>>80365
Evendoe I listened to this in the AIGOD thread already

 No.80461

>>80295
She'd grow into a Cocotree

 No.80474

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>>>80295
>Cock Slut Coco butt



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 No.80429[Reply]

>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese
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 No.80452

>>80434
Amerigoyim get so pissy when you do racial slurs GEG

 No.80453

>>80434
They cannot comprehend being racist without getting canceled and doxxed

 No.80458

>>80429
>mymy is 90%+ japanese
Marge? I thought she was pure yellow japanese

 No.80459

>>80458
the other 10% is of african descent

 No.80460

>>80458
Her direct matrilineal ancestor married a Dutch merchant in the 1600s, which is where her love for Dutch men comes from



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 No.80415[Reply]

Are Mymy and Maya lactose tolerant?
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 No.80417


 No.80418

>>80416
if you are not lactose tolerant you can't drink raw either
but maya could be lactose tolerant due to her dutch ancestry from the father
i don't know about mymy, maybe she drinks kefir like mongols do to become lactose tolerant

 No.80419

Coco is because she's African and spiritually black

 No.80420

>>80419
Coco is HUWITE

 No.80421

>>80420
Unbridled rage in this post



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 No.79667[Reply]

i want to see what the stars look like, let me out of this hell
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 No.80278

>>80212
it was deserved

 No.80322

>>80198
Revive her please.

 No.80331

>>80278
how did she deserve it, she didnt ask to be born

 No.80356


 No.80357

>>80331
um snopes fact says that aryans have to pay the mossad tax before they are born so therefore she chose to be born nigger



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 No.80213[Reply]

>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars
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 No.80215

>>80213
forgot to add *ever again

 No.80217

>>80214
all rules and no play makes Zaryan a dull boy

 No.80221

File: 1745747864104.webm (15.92 MB, 500x280, cobson.webm)

>>80217
dull boys

 No.80230

>>80214
Tsmt, it has been years
>>80217
we've still got it

 No.80269

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>>80213
It was good while it lasted



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 No.80143[Reply]

The mad lad actually did it…
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 No.80146

File: 1745709960896.mp4 (5.78 MB, 720x944, giga thinker has an idea C….mp4)

try better next time, at least search up the right fonts nigga not to mention other shit is also kinda fucked up so many things wrong in there, this does not meet the standards please try better next time. NO HALF MEASURES!

 No.80147

guys what are you talking about? I am almost done with the video.

 No.80148

>EmpLemon
I don't obsess enough outside of here to know who xhe is

 No.80152

Great video, loved the part where he praised yuri and /co/ and how p' could've saved the pilot or whatever

 No.80248

marge who is that faggot and why should i care



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 No.80186[Reply]

>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:

 No.80208

Kate made this

 No.80209

blacks now want her even more

 No.80210

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 No.80156[Reply]

Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL
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 No.80184

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Probably the biggest part of life is realizing we live between heaven and hell, so you're never going to enjoy this place if you're worried about a non-existent perfect girl (who looks like a cheeto and has a massive fucking head by the way).

Stop this fucking shit, I would also like to live in a fantasy land where women are not cynical falseniggers but unfortunately we're stuck here, focus on your relationship with God, so that he comforts you, wake up, you're gonna end up commiting suicide and going to hell or purgatory if you continue.

 No.80185

>>80170
>literally when you try to talk to them they'll scream 'MUH RAPE!'
only if you are ugly though

 No.80187

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take showers
use deodorant
put on nice clean clothes
wash your hair and face
brush your teeth

 No.80190

I believe I will have Maya in heaven…

 No.80191

be attractive, don't be unattractive, or even better, read easy peasy and realise it applies to almost all aspects of life, and also you don't need to care about opinions of people who are hostile to you for reasons you have no influence over



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 No.80160[Reply]

Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry

 No.80166

I listen to this on repeat.

 No.80167

>>80160
I wonder if Massa will keep paying for the template on YouTube, he did this year

 No.80181

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>Me hear ik ben het maar
>Me cry

 No.80182

>>80167
marge



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