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 No.25999[Reply]

What does IAZ and soft NAZ mean?

 No.26003

IAZ = Is a Zellig
soft NAZ = Not A Zellig



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 No.25993[Reply]

I am black and I like ongezellig
why do you guys have to all be racist?
happy pride month btw

 No.25994

which zellig girl do you like the most BBCGOD

 No.25995

>>25994
coco
this mafucka need some decolonizing done to her pussy if you get what i mean

 No.25996

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>you're not an ongezellig fans if you're homophobic fuck off

 No.25997

Most obvious bait done by a fellow zaryan



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 No.25930[Reply]

MARGE??????????

 No.25932

It’s jack of spades not queen of spades; not bbc related.

 No.25933

>>25930
>porn addicted

 No.25934

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>>25932
A spade's a spade.
>

 No.25958

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referring to this albeit



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 No.25849[Reply]

>lmao Mymy isnt actually racist
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 No.25904

>>25864
Meds, she is my wife

 No.25905

>>25872
insult sounds like it's straight from reddit but it doesn't even make sense

 No.25929

>>25905
>too retarded to understand so its le heckin reddit
geg

 No.25931

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>25929
Understand what? That your clitty is leaking? GEEEEEEG

 No.25935

>>25931
aryan replying method



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 No.25923[Reply]

Used some stuff I found on the sharty's Ongezellig AI thread. I was planning to use Mymy to AI voice the whole song but no luck so far, so I settled for this instead


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 No.25828[Reply]

mymy ha black hair? and brown eyes? isn't that just a shitskin? I mean if not for the cartoony orange skin color she would be some yellow chink
I don't know this makes me enjoy the show way less knowing this now.

 No.25830


 No.25831

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>Black hair and brown eyes makes her a shitskin
>If it weren't for the orange skin she'd be a yellow chink
Well which is it nigger?

 No.25832

>>25831
chinks are shitskins mr ching chang ching chong chiang mang

 No.25834

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Mymy is a pure 100% Dutch Aryan. Do not believe these Belgian lies

 No.25901

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>>25834
Asian queens are infinitely superior thoughbeit



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 No.25771[Reply]

Post a zelliger and what type of games they play
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 No.25818

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 No.25819

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 No.25843

>>25819
reminder that the creator of Muslim Massacre jacked off onto his keyboard gunk and then ate it
https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1550692472040443906

 No.25845

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>>25843
How does one even reach this level of degeneracy

 No.25847

>>25843
reminds me of that indie game dev who cut off his balls then burned them (i think the game is called one shot)



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 No.25706[Reply]

REEEEEEEEEEE KILL HIM!!!!
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 No.25815

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>there aren’t any little girls kissing so it fucking sucks

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 No.25823

Oh no! A crime, my fellow citizens!

 No.25824

>>25815
If they aren't friends with each other and they're just sharing banter, then wow what an asshole thing to do unprompted.

 No.25846

>>25726
POLISH NIGGER DETECTED



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 No.25835[Reply]

>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?

 No.25836

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 No.25837

they buy views. they make a deal with youtube and the jews push it. the goal is brainwashing the youth. ever wondered how digital circus got like 30million views the first day it came out? it wasn't organic. the jews at youtube force it to young viewers so little impressionable boys will watch it and self insert as the awkward clown girl and become insecure sissies and troon out in the future

 No.25838

>>25837
Felt for the bait award

 No.25842

The demoralization 'cord woke up

 No.25844

Moved to >>>/qa/4831.



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 No.25804[Reply]

Would be cool and satisfying and stress relieving and relaxing methinks
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 No.25821

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Coal

 No.25825

satisfying and stress relieving yes this guy gets it. something about mymy just makes me feel violent. it's not hate at all, idk what it is, but i really really want to see her suffer. its satisfying

 No.25826

>>25811
do this

 No.25827

>>25825
You are a degenerate sociopath who is mentally closer to a nigger than a White man

 No.25833

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>>25825
>satisfying and stress relieving yes this guy gets it. something about mymy just makes me feel violent. it's not hate at all, idk what it is, but i really really want to see her suffer. its satisfying



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 No.25765[Reply]

Mymy is Maltese confirmed by Cam, she realised the superior cuisine of Malta.

I LOVE EATING BUNNY RABBITS
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 No.25767

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>>25766
Keeping coping faggot, mymy is maltese property

 No.25795

>>25767
Mymy is a Dutch aryan who descended from hyperborea you retard

 No.25797

>>25795
she's japsterdamese thoughbeit

 No.25801

insert large nails into Mymy's knees, then wrap the nails with copper wire and connect it to a fusebox, douse her in salty water and flip the switch

 No.25813

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>insert large nails into Mymy's knees, then wrap the nails with copper wire and connect it to a fusebox, douse her in salty water and flip the switch



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 No.18705[Reply]

when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
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 No.19251

bvmp
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.25777

>>18705
I have the most fucked up memory of watching deel 4 in like 2019 and clicking off the video because it looked faggy. I remember thinking Maya was a dude because of the voice. Then when I actually sat down and watched zellig earlier this year, seeing deel 4 was made in 2021 I felt retarded because I was sure I saw it way before that.

 No.25781

Probably a few months ago. I saw it occasionally on the Sharty and didn't like it just because I thought it looked like tranime. Eventually, around 2 weeks ago I started seeing some memes about it and decided it was a gem, a couple days after that, I watched the series and found this website and Ongezellig has been my main autistic focus since.

 No.25788

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found about 'zellig firstly on soyjak SMV and i thought it was a tranime sharty culture liked(when i was a newCHAD). later i discovered it was not a tranime and actually a web animation

 No.25800

I found out about the sharty, then the zarty, then 'zellig. Just started watching today thanks to you fags



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 No.25658[Reply]

Some mymycare and mymyrevenge images which haven't been posted outside of the cursed thread yet

 No.25764

>>25658
>third pic
You Just Know

 No.25768

>>25764
MARGE

(evendoe wolves are turkish culture)

 No.25778

>>25768
yeah they fuck wolves whenever they run out of sand

 No.25779

>>25778
Get your mind out of the gutter. She's just petting and feeding them you degenerate

 No.25790

>>25779
I was talking about turks you fuckin moron



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 No.25349[Reply]

Whats something unusual you HAVE to do in your lifetime?
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 No.25453

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>>25442
>I'm going to go to a nazi rally and unload my entire automatic onto the crowd. Don't worry, I'm just following my heritage.

 No.25455

>>25444
What for? Modern national socialists do not have any serious political weight. You'll accomplish nothing of importance besides killing and getting killed. Don't waste human life like that.

 No.25467

>>25442
You are a 16 year old weak faggot sitting in your moms basement who breaks their arm with a 9 MM, only thing you are shooting is yourself you miserable nigger.

 No.25468

>>25444
Glow nigger is glowing brighter than the sun. Just fucking kill yourself if you’re so mad.

 No.25787




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 No.15375[Reply]

fuck this shit website
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 No.15432

nooo why are posts being deleted here

 No.15442

kys fnfpedonigger

 No.25763

gem

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 No.25786

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>kys



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 No.25713[Reply]

baba win
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 No.25739

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>STAP STEAOLING CACA CVULTLVURE YOU ZELLIGTWOON

 No.25741

>>25738
stop hatebrowsing the zarty, nusoibaba

 No.25746

There's embedded 'p in the rop right corner

 No.25751

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>>25746
>>25739
>>25741
>get caugth stealing caca culture(because you are contentless)
>post caca hate so you look right

 No.25753

>>25751
Seething hands typed this post



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 No.25748[Reply]

Hallo allemaal.
I wrote these 900 words, but I am dissatisfied with them. It feels shallow. If you've any advice on how I could improve on it, I'd very much appreciate it.
https://pastebin.com/WtEy04n2

 No.25749

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too long
didn't read

 No.25750

tasty wordsalad

 No.25752

I am sad now. And I'm saddened by the fact that Maya would actually dissociate like how you described.

8/10



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 No.25515[Reply]

dutch is not a real language
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 No.25639

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>>25609
>only black people say ain't
yup, it's ESL

 No.25648

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>>25636
NIGGER I DIDN'T

 No.25656

Coal

 No.25705

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>>25656
Fair cop

 No.25732

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 No.25664[Reply]

Why are we like this?
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 No.25684

>>25683
>gaping asshole that niggers are raping
This isn't /soy/, xir. We don't post porn here

 No.25686

>>25684
>fact=porn

 No.25687

>it's not how quotes work because… ummm uhhh… IT JUST ISN'T YOU FUCKING CHUD

 No.25688

>>25686
unironic 75iq, what a specimen

 No.25689

>>25688
A retard will think a smart person is dumb because he cannot understand what he is saying



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 No.25536[Reply]

I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?
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 No.25575

Scarcity effect, thinking what could've been or something.

 No.25577

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>>25536
'zellig is just gemmy and because its got such a niche but active community, we tend to enjoy it a lot more. Think of it as our little autistic club

 No.25585

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>>25536
There are two aspects of Ongezellig which make it appealing.
- One is the humour, which works overtime in the first few episodes. This is mostly effected through Mymy: the holocaust jokes, her attempts to push the deadline back, her presentation about enslaving new students all contribute to a show which manages surprise after surprise. There's even a short unused clip of Kiki(the pirate girl) organizing a fundraiser for Somalian children so they can attend pirate school. These edgy jokes catch you off-guard, especially because good dark humour is rare.
- The other is the story, which manages two things at once: it portrays the emotion from which the viewer suffers accurately, whilst showing the viewer a path outside of this. This is extraordinarily hard, because those who can portray such emotions effectively are often unable to escape it, and those who can offer insight on escaping it probably did not suffer them in great amount and thus cannot well portray them. By being both incredibly relatable, as well as pointing towards a solution, the show accomplishes flawlessly the purpose of such art.

This is why I admire Ongezellig as a piece of contemporary art. This contributes to why I like it and why I try to engage with its audience to the greatest possible extent, looking for like-minded people.
Then, there are people who saw a nationalist making holocaust jokes and stuck around. This demographic is very large on this site, which is why the default name is "Zaryan". My primary issue with this demographic is that it does not further the reputation Ongezellig as an artistic piece, but rather as some weird right wing online animation.
Lastly, there are pedophiles. These are very few here(read the rules), but on other sites(twitter, discord) they are prevalent. My problem with these are that they watched an artistic piece and started masturbating, and are actively harming the image of the show.

 No.25611

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>>25585
>Hoi alemaal, I am the OP of reply №25585
>Hello, and I am annoying far-right extremist that does further the reputation Ongezellig as some weird right wing online animation.
>I am pedophile and I just like to start masturbating when I'm watching an artistic piece from Netherlands

Trio, which will save the Zarty and 'zellig

 No.25654

>>25541
This is trvthest nvkest trvthnvke of all trvthnvkes



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 No.25590[Reply]

what if the antizelligers are right..? what if we're nothing but autistic retards obsessing over a failed tranime? what if we're nothing but niggers larping as nazis? what if we're nothing but a pest to the sharty? i think a mass suicide is the only option…

>failed tranime even though we're the most successful chuddy community keeping troons out as much as possible
>niggers larping as nazis even though we've made so many shining glistering gems compred to the rest of anti-zelligfags
>pest to the sharty even though our histories have always co-existed side-by-side and we'll always be soyteen by heart
Yep issa falseflagger, may God change your heart for the better
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 No.25644

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obsessing over a tranime made by a guy who made fun of shitler acking xerself is chuddy or however I am a subhuman nigger who should hang

So you admit that you're a subhuman nigger after all? And I thought we jannies do it for free XD

 No.25645

>>25644
I might be retarded but you will still hang

 No.25647

>>25644
>calling yourself a nigger
zelligsissies what is this

And I thought the projection award isn't rewarded anymore.

 No.25650

can this (((admin))) kill ximselves

 No.25651

Coal. Ignore this shit



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 No.25528[Reply]

>one 3 weeks old episode of skibiditiolet has more views than all of ognezellig "episodes"
is our "show" dogshit?

(Baited no one award)
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 No.25573

>skibidiniggers are thirdworldist shitskin denazification supporters
who would have guessed

 No.25574

I LOVE ognezellig and I am trans
have a problem? bigot

 No.25576

>>25574
NO ARROW, ANTIZELLIGTROON

 No.25582

>>25576
(Antizellig)troon or anti(zelligtroon)? It's ambiguous.

 No.25588

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oh nononnonononon ZELLIGBROS WHAT IS THIS THREAD



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 No.25568[Reply]

Evromymy

 No.25569

I thought you died/moved on.

 No.25571

>>25569
The most positively thinking zaryan

 No.25586

gemmy joost klein nigger



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 No.25520[Reply]

Why even pay for the servers of this dead website? are we this retarded zelligniggers? XD

We'll always live in your head rent-free.
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 No.25578

>>25525
That's why there are anti-zellig threads? Did you guys stole a get from the farty?

 No.25579

>>25578
someone made a /qa/ thread saying "if 300k get is in this thread doll has to delete all zellig threads" or something. It was such a giant fail they just let the thread slide and pretend nothing happened

 No.25580

>>25578
Yes, we scored a GET which caused a flood of seetheralds.

 No.25581

>>25579
>>25580
Zelligbros… Why do we win so much?

 No.25583

>>25581
it's the vril…



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 No.24307[Reply]

Total mymyabusefag death
Total Mymy victory
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 No.25477

>>25436
absolutely MASSIVE hand

 No.25479

>>25477
I'm not the zaryan who reposted it but I did use my hand as reference when I drew that picture.

 No.25486

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>>25436
The hand is as big as her torso

 No.25490

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>>25486
something something perspective
also my bmi is 19 (trust me ok?)

 No.25507

>>25477
Fact: Girls love men with big hands.



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 No.25410[Reply]

mymy doodle
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 No.25474

>>25473
omgsisa

 No.25483

>>25470
do (You) mean "noughties"?

 No.25484

>>25419
>>25470
what are the other naughties?

 No.25485

>>25484
i think >>25419 thought "early naughties cartoons" meant porn or something

 No.25493

>>25483
Oh Fuck yeah you're right. I'm retarded (I'm not ESL i swear please don't respond with that brown ESL jak)



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 No.25464[Reply]

I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.

 No.25465

i like your blog!

 No.25478

absolutely liminal and bonechilling

 No.25480

I once had a dream I was in school listening to jordan peterson's lecture (in like a collage amphitheater even doe I was in highschool), some of his usual pretentious dribble, this was back when I listened to his youtube videos. After the lecture I was in a classroom (don't know how I got there) and there was some janitor cleaning with his back turned to me. Something clicked in my mind and suddenly I was holding a chainsaw and I just knew what I had to do. I revved up the chainsaw and buried it in his shoulder, it went smooth trough him like butter, getting hold up on his spine for a couple seconds, shaking violently, until it broke it and continued out the other end. The guy cut in half, a total bloodbath, and I hear jordan peterson walking down the hall, he peeks into the classroom to tell me something, I lean against the door in a very comical manner, to block the view of the blood pool and corpse behind me. He's explaining something to me and I'm just nodding my head hoping he doesn't see what's behind me. Bizarre fuckin dream

 No.25482

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i remember having a dream where i was just having a fun time at some sort of fair/carnival, then my dream just suddenly cut to some guy being beheaded with a fucking machete. i heard the screams when the executioner started to slowly cut, and it sounded so real. my own dream literally pulled a fucking bait and switch on me. i woke up instantly in cold sweat, jolted up, and just sat there



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 No.25318[Reply]

Does anyone have the English Version of this on hand please?
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 No.25449

bro i hate sports

 No.25450

While you waste your teenage years on memes and energy drink for fourth-year Coco Schoppenboer himself to a reserve position in the youth team of Dutch women's rugby scrummed. What followed was an explosive telephone conversation with the exotic blonde: her phone exploded. Order of the day, she sighs: "'the same thing every Sunday. The cheerful Culture and Society student has had a special childhood behind her. Coco (née Potgieter) practiced her first dropkicks on the vast lawns of the South African province of the Free State. For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper, she moved when she was young age to the Netherlands, where she immediately registered with the local association. She soon literally became captain of the juniors. “Exercise helped me a lot then,” she says. “I had something on the rugby field to distract me and I quickly learned the language." Nowadays there are in her voice recognizes few traces of her native language, "I only switch when swearing I talk about it sometimes, but never in public, haha. Last week Coco received the happy news from the national coach. Next month she already has a chance of making her debut in the practice match against Belgium, where she won her hopes to exhibit powerful tackling and generous teamwork. Is she nervous? "A little, but my sister is Belgian, so I know their weaknesses, haha. Coco woot with her two foster sisters [her favorite sister is our award-winning and very attractive (editor) Mymy, ed.] on the edge of the village center. Over there she sticks to a busy and tight schedule; you might have her working seen at the village baker or behind the drum kit at the progressive eurobeat folk band Running in the 60's, founded with her best friends. Where does she find the time? Her computer - a classic Windows 98 - is buried under the dust. “I don't like wasting time,” Coco answers, playing with her inseparable medallion chain. "I don't want to use up these precious years sitting in office chairs and staring at screens, haha ​​[nothing personal Maya, ed.]. On behalf of the entire lyceum west de Schoolcourant Coco, good luck with her

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>>25450
>For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper, she moved when she was young age
Holy shit her parents actually got killed by niggers

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>>25452
Namefag really got it just now

 No.25476

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>For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper,



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 No.24280[Reply]

Ban Mymy abuse and the faggots who post it
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 No.24379

I HATE women but I would NEVER EVER abuse mymy I promise

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 No.24410

mymy abuse will always be brimstone

 No.25386

Mymy abuse is brimmy but I do like overanalyzing the sigils in the art

 No.25471

mymy abuse is brimstone



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 No.24432[Reply]

You killed the man, not the idea
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 No.24435

mymy is the spirit of hitler that was prophesized to rise up from his grave for the world to know he was right

 No.24439

>>24435
Trvke

 No.24443

>>24432
blud watched a 20 minute piece about the perception of hopelessness and only remembered the two holocaust jokes

 No.24446

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>watched a 20 minute piece about the perception of hopelessness and only remembered the two holocaust jokes

 No.25438

Keyed



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