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 No.114034[Reply]

what if you gave maya superpowers, what would she do?
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 No.114118

aguguwin.party

 No.114128

>>114118
new pedo splinter award

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 No.114140

no arrow retardGOD award



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 No.88899[Reply]

Who lives inside a school inside the hague?
Depressed and purple and old is she!
Purplehair Saggytits!
If netherlandic nonsense is something you wish!
Purplehair Saggytits!
Then pull out your dick and cum on your tish!
Purplehair Saggytits! (Ben je klaar?)
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair… Saggytits!!!
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 No.88908

Margerald straight from the mind of a schizophrenic patient

 No.88909

>>88899
>picrel
Take your meds. She doesnt sag. Literally flat as a board.

 No.89191

This is fucking stupid delete this

 No.89226

>>89191
This is abstinently clever archive it

 No.114130

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I love Vera RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH



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 No.75152[Reply]

6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia)
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 No.75159

>>75158
>Everything I don't like is bait: a zaryan's guide to political discussion

 No.75162

>>75157
>>75159
It's all the russians along with the jews and the kaffers

 No.75163

>>75156
IAZ version NOW

 No.75165

>>75163
I was thinking about it

 No.114112

>>75152
holy gem



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 No.84746[Reply]

Maya is a nigger mutt gooner with no friends and so are you
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 No.114075

File: 1762136031392.mp4 (7.06 MB, 720x1280, Coco axolotl dance #art #f….mp4)

>>114073
Racemixing is your family culture

 No.114077

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>>114075
your right the Zarty is my family. and you can't prove race mixing and purifying lesser people is a bad thing and Maya's father is Dutch.

 No.114085

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>>84748
Xe's right you know

 No.114087

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>>114085
Maya is not white, but because her father is Dutch and she is an important character in a production like Ongezellig, she possesses an Aryan spirit, or what you might call a white spirit.

 No.114089

>>114087
I was more so agreeing on his grievances with /brabant/ lol



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 No.7709[Reply]

Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
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 No.114036

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>>114033 (You)
yes, give us your location

 No.114037

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 No.114038

>>114036
cocosissies would give her all their information and get arrested geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

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 No.114047

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 No.85793[Reply]

Please be nice and say good night sweet dreams
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 No.85796

>>85795
Fuck you nigger

 No.85797

kill yourself

 No.85798

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goodnight zaryan

 No.85800

>>85798
Good night bud

 No.114024

>>85793
sleep well Zaryan, sweet dreams. I love you



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 No.11546[Reply]

>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
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 No.11743

File: 1709236019457.gif (8 MB, 255x255, unstoppablerage2.gif)

SOMEONE FUCKING DO IT I DONT GO TO MCDONALDS

 No.86163

i'd do it but half the employees of my mcgoyslop joint know me and i don't feel like being black listed from there because that's the only place i can get to at any time like 11pm and get a cheeseburger

 No.86164

>>86163
bumped my year old thread award

 No.86165

>>86164
that's aryan though

 No.114023

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 No.113135[Reply]

mymyfails this is your mindset
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 No.114017

>>114013
I'm not him, I'm just the guy who made >>113408 (Mymy drinking Fanta) which is based off of >>113382 (Fanta uses Mymy corpe for Fanta). but I wish he came back, and was a bit less spammy.

 No.114020

>>114017
I guess he burned out quickly

 No.114021

>>114020
how long was he here for? like 2 weeks?

 No.114022

>>114021
Not even, like 1 week it seemed like



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 No.86176[Reply]

ARYAN FEMINISM THREAD
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 No.114005

>88508
Gem
>>86201
The Fathers were semi-gnostics who read more pagan philosophy works than bible verses so their opinion is irrelevant even though sometimes it's right like in this case

 No.114009

>>114005
niggas just lie for no reason

 No.114010

>>114009
Professional platonists are still professional platonists afterall

 No.114011

>>86201
holy text wall

 No.114012

>>86201
Impressive. Let's see what they wrote about race.



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 No.113755[Reply]

brimston e
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 No.113780

>>113778
leave my boy smugjak out of this that nigger is a glistening gem and if you say otherwise you're a seething faggot

 No.113781

>>113778
Cobson was self-insert coal that was forced with such heat and pressure, it turned into a gem. I don't see the same potential use for the syndromejak. Smugjak is iron because soyboys are generally smug like that.

 No.113782

>>113777
Fair point, but syndromejak does not represent that expression very well.

 No.113783

>>113781
>a soyjak is bad because it depicts a soyjak

 No.113994




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 No.113983[Reply]

I love this song it's so gemmy

 No.113984

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>>113983
we all love the VOC and the VOC song



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 No.109537[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I think so because
>He says “See you later” instead of goodbye at the end of Mayas conversation, implying he’s going to try and talk to her again
>Europoors don’t start conversations with random people they barely know. And because we KNOW Maya has NO FRIENDS, it probably means that Epke approached her cuz he liked her (for some reason idk why, people like people for weird reasons)

IM NOT A PEDOPHILERINO, IM JUST THEORIZING

<posted again cuz I put Anke instead of Epke award
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 No.113964

>>113823
admitted to making coal award

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>>113960
hey wait a minute i think i remember something similar happening before it's the same 5 cords the same 5 cords on soyzellig.party they have the same 5 cords

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 No.113971

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>>113960
shut this glorified discord server down already

 No.113973

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 No.107706[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Opinion on Onion Dweller ? For me its total brimstone worse than zellig 'cords
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 No.113943

>>113920
I don't get it

 No.113953

>>113939
>YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT THIS BECAUSE… YOU JUST ARENT OKAY????
kys oldfag larper

 No.113961

New developments: Kate hates onion dweller: https://xcancel.com/nigerianpsych0o/status/1978179509099655335#m

 No.113963

>>113953
What's the joke?

 No.113965

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 No.26890[Reply]

>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
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 No.26954

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>>26948
Horrendous idea that will probably work

 No.26955

>>26954
Horrendous idea that we should DO NOW

 No.26959

>>26955
Great idea we should not execute

 No.26960

>>26959 It must be done for total zaryan victory

 No.113949

bumo



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 No.113912[Reply]

new 'toss
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 No.113921

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>>113912
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.113932

>>113918
Nusoicacas literally don't get that this is 2023 oldZARYAN media

 No.113935

>>113932
oldlig media is either a discord meme or porn doe

 No.113941

>>113935
You never really were there in 2023, da cord was barely anything on the Zarty back then

 No.113942

>>113935
outed yourself as a nufag award
heres your medal



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 No.89446[Reply]

Made passport for sharty now i also made one for the zarty
I use favicons as replacement for coat of arms
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 No.113907

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>>113904
i have a teeny tiny drawing of mymy with long hair (for whatever reason) that i keep by my model tank, i drew it a year or so ago and i cut it from a sticky note

 No.113908

>>113907
YES EXACTLY i drew mine on a sticky note too, it was around the same maybe even a bit smaller size, i also just remembered i drew another maya… kind of shitty but i saved it and it's in a disc box or whatever behind the cover thing like it's basically impossible to find it unless you know where it is

 No.113909

>>113908
go find it, take a photo with the album

 No.113910

>>113909
that is not going to happen.

 No.113916

>>113908
we're twins



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 No.92302[Reply]

Is xis supposed to be a parody of something?
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 No.92411

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>>92340
>escalates snca
>complains when snca is escalated

 No.92416

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>>92411
>JOKING ABOUT STUPID SHIT MEANS YOU'RE LE RETARD

 No.92422

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>>92411
>mentioning that a post was posted twice jokingly is escalating snca now

 No.92426

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>>92411
>escalation is when I leak over nothing

 No.113879

>>92302
gem, but low quality



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 No.113393[Reply]

post rare 'mys itt
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>>113468
my wife on the left btw

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 No.113828

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 No.113834

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anybody else feel like this?

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 No.113479[Reply]

The 800000 GET on sharty's QA is less then 700 posts away, btw.
Take our chances >>112133

 No.113787

what would you do if you wuz kangz and king tu ta tu ta tu wuz your great great great great grandfather



 No.83005[Reply]

Aryan statvs: confirmed
They're really gemmy
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 No.83067

>>83045
Tsmt. That said, I'd be surprised if Massa had any classical training himself. Coco and Naar Huis don't exactly scream dominant-tonic resolution, and even Ik Ben Het Maar's verse is full of dissonances. Of course, that's not to say the soundtrack is BAD; it just doesn't follow classical voice leading or harmony o algo

 No.83100

>>83005
I kneel for this gem

 No.83155

>>83045
Thanks for liking it, and true this is in my opinion a huge rush job. This was made off hand while working on other stuff and if I put more effort into it and actually learned how to compose classical the right way, it would sound less like shit, but alas, there is so much music school teaches you.

 No.83157

>>83155
Oh hey xhe actually replied, kneeling for this

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 No.2842[Reply]

<when finally orang

 No.2844

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<Zarty has finally reached Kuz era sharty

 No.83892

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>>2842
xhes looking at this

 No.113772

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<when finally oranje



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 No.85736[Reply]

I want to marry Coco
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 No.112983

>>112970
>le oldsoi tier gooning to minors is le bait
Nigga what? This is the worst bait made.

 No.113646

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 No.113708

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>>113646
whoa niggity nigger, what's this?

 No.113709

>>113646
Kaffer

 No.113710

>>113709
thought we wouldn't notice zez



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 No.108410[Reply]

i think onion dweller died, its over
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 No.109309

i think onion dweller lives, were so back

 No.109313

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leaked picture of onion dweller!

 No.109534

>>108411
outstanding work as always, patriot

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>>109534
No problem, my fellow patriot.

 No.113706

onion thread 5



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 No.113586[Reply]

I've heard about Onion Dweller a few times but haven't actually watched any of xer videos. Are they sovlfvl or brapped? I've heard somewhat mixed opinions so far.
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>>113588
there's literally one if you check the catty

 No.113631

>>113587
axuxu bingi

 No.113693

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>>113586
SQVLFVL Gems from Aryanheaven (xhey even joke about south africa which is based and aryan)

 No.113694

>>113693
posted it again award

 No.113704

Onion thread 3



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 No.68434[Reply]

hoi
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 No.68440

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 No.68443

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>>68434
hoi there

 No.68457

What the fuck is this nigga

 No.68458

>>68457
*nigger, this isn't shitter

 No.113648

>>68443
Coco.



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 No.109603[Reply]

Happy spooky month.
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 No.113626

>>113606
I don't get the first

 No.113627

>>113621
Uh… Mymy… Mymy from the last pic… have some… respect to us. And yourself. Please.

 No.113629

File: 1761905057562.png (3.55 MB, 2700x2333, IMG_0981.png)

Happy Halloween, Zaryans. Vampire Maya with her adopted sisters Were-Coco and FrankenMymy. (Evendoe technically she is Frankenstein’s Mymy.)

 No.113630

Freakystein's Muhmuh

 No.113633




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 No.1546[Reply]

Does anybody have a link to the Massadonië disscord? I cannot find it anywhere.
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 No.1557

>>1555
I think there is actually a way to track if somebody has send a inv link in the server settings.

Anyways, I cannot contact staff, since I cannot view the members of the server anymore. Nor do i care that much, I was just wondering if my time out could have been caused by you guys.

 No.1562

>>1554
I dindu nuffin I dont even use cord

 No.113583

>>1546
fucking cordpedo kys

 No.113604

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>>113583
He probably already did

 No.113632

>>113583
>nusoibraps don't even know about Massadonie



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 No.113069[Reply]

worked too hard on the minny to not share on the zarty
[REDACTED]
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 No.113506

>>113494
stop existing

 No.113507

It was Trump who texted to Biden, that's why he called him Joe

 No.113542

>>113490
My IP reset thrice since i posted on Minny, they can suck my BWC

 No.113549

i'm laughing to the bank like haw haw haw

 No.113557

>>113542
nothing ever happens



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 No.43615[Reply]

do you guys like my 'zellig flavored poopson?
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 No.43651

>>43623
No arrow so you are the one being strangled

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 No.113524

>>113522
>bumping a thread from a year ago
neightborGODS wwon o algo



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 No.43195[Reply]

let's colonize this cytube
https://cytu.be/r/CobsonTALKS
post zellig and agugu gems
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 No.43338

>>43336
He later abandoned her after 7 years of raising her

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 No.43341

>>43338
This is the real why Mymy fled Japan.

 No.113519

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