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 No.100667[Reply]

Should we try to set up a colony on the sharty Minecraft server?

 No.100669

Didn't we get invited?

 No.100671

what if we set up our own 'craft server

 No.100675

>>100671
Bad experiences with those, the last one had some interesting individuals attached to it

 No.100717

>>100675
the 'cord 'craft waifufag cabal is real…

 No.100747

Nu Zartytown



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 No.43076[Reply]

I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
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 No.43939

>>43938
>/oc/
I ain't clicking this, i was told that I could be datamined like 'teens from da sharty

 No.43948

>>43939
>i was told that I could be datamined like 'teens from da sharty
Meds, like last gen antibiotics meds

 No.100727

its over we will never see maya getting a good ending

 No.100731

>>100727
What could have been her last hope…



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 No.1957[Reply]

>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.

 No.1974

marge

 No.1975

>>1974
Deel 1+2 got 800k views recently. Big zaryan win in my opinion.

 No.100666

so nice

 No.100670

I'M SO GANGSTA I'M SO THUG

 No.100676

this post makes me feel sad



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 No.100637[Reply]

I tried

 No.100638

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close enuff!

 No.100639

Good job!

 No.100642

Holy fuck Limeade just fucking killed the sharty



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 No.100551[Reply]

My guesses are
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
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 No.100595

the one who made this post

 No.100596

hi

 No.100597

>>100596
the site isnt dead stop it

 No.100598

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 No.100602

>>100551
Maya (honorary)
Mymy (HOI4 autism)
Rens (high functioning)
Henk (low functioning)



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 No.100526[Reply]

my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school

 No.100545

Then why is Coco so shocked that Hitler is Maya’s favourite painter?

 No.100546

>>100545
Because of jealousy for her admiration for him

 No.100574

>'zellig is set in an universe where Hitler won
>Ilse is clearly visible

 No.100580

>>100574
geg cant believe OP missed this glaring plothole



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 No.99782[Reply]

>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
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 No.99784

Absolute marge

 No.99785

this literally never happened

 No.99786

Ongezellig episode thermbo leaked

 No.99797

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>guns don't work against radioactive mutants

 No.100567

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>>99797
>BUT POOP DOES!



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 No.100443[Reply]

so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
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 No.100537

>>100536
>not anorexic
merelcacas…

 No.100538

>>100511
us mymyDEITYs finally getting some Ws

 No.100539

>>100536
She's fat and should cut down on the dutch version of twinkies.

 No.100540

>>100539
zarties?

 No.100541

>>100519
Maya's VA is the most mid thing I've ever seen



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 No.100502[Reply]

>
<*cleo walks in*
<DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

 No.100503

janny dont approve this

It's funny and I'm going to anyway

 No.100505

Sassy nigger is so funny

 No.100507

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>It's funny and I'm going to anyway

 No.100532

Hunky twink sex machine broke containment



 No.98906[Reply]

Get in here of zoiets
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 No.100394

>>100385
The Mossad works with Foenkie and they have hijacked Massa’s works and made him cancel zellig

 No.100396

>>100384
You just made the Massadonie jannies clittyleak with this sentence alone

 No.100497

you know what pisses me off is that he refuses to put any ongezellig related references into these videos even when they could be relevant

 No.100506

>>100497
Even MrAryanPie puts in more relevant references to 'zellig in his work than the actual creator

 No.100510

>>100506
MrZARYANpie fucking won



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 No.100077[Reply]

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 No.100113

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 No.100145

>>100113
why is the one in the middle the most attractive though

 No.100171

>>100145
warning you may be from pakistan. my condolences

 No.100172

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>Mayabugs are from Pakistan
My gegdolences

 No.100501

nobody looks like this



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 No.100453[Reply]

do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
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 No.100475

>>100457
They're faggots who should be bombed to shit-Oh wait, that already happened kek

 No.100476

>>100453
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it…

 No.100482

>>100476
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.

 No.100490

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THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF LETS DO THE MATH TOGETHER
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show

 No.100494

>>100490
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience



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 No.97854[Reply]

coco frog thread
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 No.100199

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 No.100201

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>>100199
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself

 No.100205

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>>>100199 (You)
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself

 No.100210

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>>100205
IM WATCHING YOU

 No.100473

>>100176
why's it so low res, geg



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 No.99771[Reply]

>…
<Maya…
>…
<Maya… please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>…
<Maya.
>…
<Maya!
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 No.99827

>>99818
obsessed

 No.99853

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>>99774
>see coal thread
>open thread
>find gem inside

 No.100074

>>99853
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity

 No.100078

>>99853
replied to himself again award

 No.100469

>>99774
i am also an alt. this guys one is funnier



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 No.100202[Reply]

MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
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 No.100438

>>100433
Being kind is hard and lame, being hateful if funny and entertaining.

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 No.100440

>>100439
just hard WNBAG

 No.100449

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tsmt
mayacare only

 No.100450

>>100449
Mymycare, Mayacare and Cococare are all needed



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 No.100411[Reply]

What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
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 No.100426

>>100422
wdym us real Zaryans are all trans

 No.100427

>>100426
killed zarty award

 No.100441

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gugu would happen if massagugu zelligug

 No.100442

>>100441
Trvthnvke

 No.100448

Imagine there being 10 episodes of ongezellig



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 No.100379[Reply]

maya fish

 No.100380

kek it's kino

 No.100406

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cococacas cant be fish geeeeeeeeeeeeeg



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 No.85788[Reply]

Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review

https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
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 No.100342

>>100340
That would be ideal, he's clearly enough of a gegbull to go over all aspects of soy culture

 No.100353

>>98546
>>94073
>>88967
>>100286
He would look Aryan if he was bald. The greasy pedo hair just ain't it

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 No.100372

>>100356
it's xhe, bigot

 No.100395

>>100353
He has the Terry A Davis phenotype



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 No.99830[Reply]

>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
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 No.100311

>>100257
Can you shut your clitty off it's leaking everywhere

 No.100338

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Nigga this is gemmy!

 No.100370

the blogposter made better videos than this.

 No.100371

>>100370
What happened to him?

 No.100383

>>100371
he left.



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 No.100137[Reply]

can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
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 No.100155

>>100137
cocobrowns, not like this

 No.100163

>>100153
even doe people DONT

 No.100164

>>100163
snopes?

 No.100252

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 No.100373

ROOOOOTTTTTT!
make more cocofrogs, they're gemmy



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 No.100289[Reply]

zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
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 No.100317

>>100316
/zellig/ is the christian board

 No.100318

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 No.100337

>>100314
I'm the first poster you replied to. No, I'm not against this kind of posts, but I know there are boards that are thematically closer to the topic of the thread than /zellig/, and exactly that was noticed. It was a huge misunderstanding from your side.

 No.100354

But if I become a Christian, I have to let brown trannies and jews stomp all over me. Protestants are annoying moralfags anyhow, Catholics are brown, and Orthodoxy is a difficult brown larp. All weak as shit, all worship a dead kike, and all failed to stope the kikes.

 No.100389

>>100354
Seething pagay itt



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 No.100255[Reply]

what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
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 No.100271

102% with a 2% margin of error

 No.100272

>>100255
50% statistically speaking

 No.100273

If you not male please show bob and vegane to prove female

 No.100276

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>>100273
obligatory post

 No.100309

almost all males and maybe some troons. doubt in any biological female lurking here regularly.



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 No.100071[Reply]

we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
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 No.100073

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Return to making gems

 No.100081

get good at drawing so you can make your own zellig inspired animation and post it here

 No.100193

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>>100081
I know someone who knows how to copy 'zeligs art style and animation

 No.100194

he said he can actually make a deel if he got enough money

 No.100195

>>100194
>send 5000$ in ltc to this adress for my (((friend))) to make deel thrembo



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 No.100098[Reply]

Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment

 No.100099

KEK MAYASISSIES, NOT. LIKE. THIS!

 No.100103

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tfw coco walks in on you gooning and she dies of second-hand embarrassment

 No.100117

go to >>>/drenthe/ for low effort, spammy, Sharty tier threads.

 No.100183

>>100117
get 'gated, faggot



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 No.100110[Reply]

found a pretty cool art of mymy being a yakuza or some shit, I think the guy who made is sim_real or “similachu”
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 No.100112

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>Untitled
Oh nononononono… I'M GONNA GEG

 No.100130

gem

 No.100131

Mvmv my beloved

 No.100132

>mumu

 No.100143

>>100132
mumu won



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 No.99836[Reply]

xhe is gonna win… trvst…
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 No.100116

>>100114
holy hyperborean gem I knvvl

 No.100119

>>100003
Add a tech board and I’m sold

 No.100123

>>100003
Least brown IP logger

 No.100138

>>100114
why is the one in the middle the most attractive though

 No.100285

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>>100138
>why is the one in the middle the most attractive though



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 No.99948[Reply]

Hail, Zaryans
<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.

 No.99949

>>99948
>What do I want to see?
A continuation, any continuation, I remember in some other Snooty community fanfictions carried a lot, I especially liked One more shot because it stood out that much and tried to fix Maya in an unusual way. So I'd like to see snippets of the girls' lives, what happens to Maya during college etc. But not something that feels "different" in a way, you know that feeling of when something gets rebooted and you fear what the end result will be, something that sticks to the source material and shows its little nuances. I don't think there's much romance options either (Yuri does NOT count). As far as I know there's a bunch of them on AO3 but they're definitely not worth it

 No.100128

>>99949
So, more or less a direct continuation of the trajectory of the pilot? It's worth noting that even Massa did. Or at least he wouldn't share it.
You think Maya would attend university?

 No.100129

>>100128
*didn't have a concrete idea for the resolution of the show

I'm retarded



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 No.100037[Reply]

What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that

 No.100083

you could probably slow down or speed up the video to match other bpms



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 No.81342[Reply]

put every physics gem in here

also make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/
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 No.99954

>>99953
gem-powered niggerwiggle

 No.99961

>>99953
Xe vvill go to that one Polish kindergarden 'Agugu' that some Zaryan spotted and posted in some SNCA thread couple weeks ago

 No.99963

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>Agugu, garten, agugugarten, garten of ba-
>KYS KYS KYS KYS STOP FORCING YOUR RAISIN BANBANAGUGUNIGGER GARTENCUCK KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

 No.99968

>>99961
everything about agugu is polish culture

 No.100079

O ALGOdoo



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 No.100010[Reply]

ALL MY NIGGAS KEEP RISING TO THE TOP


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